CubsSuck1

Can we have an occasional porn pic? Why do you even open your mouth at times??? Is this a surprise?

Just about how much is he demanding this offseason. This guy is the type of player that comes along in free agency once in a lifetime. I consider him to be the BEST position player in all of baseball. For us to get this guy I think LEE and Konerko would both have to go, possibly even maggs. BUT could you imagine Vlad AND MAGGS in the OF? That would be crazy. Can't a man dream....

I talked to him a few times, always great to talk to. ALWAYS was happy. How much cash would he make anyway?

They really shut down McGradys ass in the 2nd half, only 4 points.

Would you please check your pm's? thanks

Strength in numbers. What are there, only a handful of chicas?

Pinch runner. Its really too bad, I met him a couple years back. He has a great mentality and work ethic. He has fun and works hard. too bad a good menatality doesn't do s*** for you. A good mentality does s*** for you? I wouldn't say that. Willie Harris has lots of time to prove himself maybe even for another team, and that good mentality may allow him to be persistent enough to stick somewhere. I just hope he will stick with us. Hell, he is an Ozzie Guillen type of ball player. What I'm trying to say is that you can suck and go out there witha good mentality, but you need a guy whos got some skills, thena good mentality can help you out after that.

Pinch runner. Its really too bad, I met him a couple years back. He has a great mentality and work ethic. He has fun and works hard. too bad a good menatality doesn't do s*** for you.

He is a nutjob to say the least. I read an article about how he litterally wants to kill Omar Vizquel. I for get the quote but he said that if he plays againt him he 'will punch him in the face and then kill him' Well, at least hes fired up..

We NEED an asian on the squad

Beastly with the ladies: beastly wants to go out ith some fat kids old girlfriend. He also wants to touch the football managers' nipples. He tells me he is not afraid of changing in front of other guys, as he sasys he is "big in the pants". Told me he was going to work 10 hours to get a six pack to show girls during swimming in gym. He changed his mind two minutes later. This is great. Keep the dirt coming Cubssuck. I think I may be done with the bashing on mister Meister as of now, this probably doesn't put me on good terms with him

IF Godon doesn't come back, what are the chances we can roll in a guy like hasegawa or worell? I think Mesa and Benitez would cost us a little more than we are willing to spend. Could we possibly save some $$ by signing one of these guys?

Rank Team Name W-L-T Win % PTS Streak 1 Unfortunate Bears 8-1-0 .889 984.00 W-3 2 gangstas 7-2-0 .778 1018.00 W-6 3 Fhumbedjamikaels 7-2-0 .778 910.00 L-1 4 Masturbating Bears 5-4-0 .556 970.00 W-1 5 Donkey Burros 5-4-0 .556 892.00 L-1 6 The Great 1549 5-4-0 .556 874.00 W-1 7 Offseasontoolong 4-5-0 .444 979.00 L-3 8 The Grand j-Fo 4-5-0 .444 885.00 L-1 9 MonstersOfTheMidway 4-5-0 .444 879.00 W-2 10 NYC Dolphins 4-5-0 .444 788.00 L-2 11 Bears2003! 1-8-0 .111 675.00 W-1 12 CGNU Dumples 0-9-0 .000 734.00 L-9 I am in a good 2nd place position, also a 6 game win streak. Top 4 teams have a shot for the championship in the playoffs. Dumples have shot to go winless. How will things play out? How is your tem doing? Many questions will be answered in the 2nd half of the season..

Beastly with the ladies: beastly wants to go out ith some fat kids old girlfriend. He also wants to touch the football managers' nipples. He tells me he is not afraid of changing in front of other guys, as he sasys he is "big in the pants". Told me he was going to work 10 hours to get a six pack to show girls during swimming in gym. He changed his mind two minutes later.

Me? Stupid? nah...

Jimmy Aguirre 57 appx. 300 lbs...shes a little thing and skinny and fine... Andrew would you like to tell the good gentleman some of these stories??? My lips are sealed. these are very inimate stories

By all means, he is a dangerous man.

Dear Jen, well, most definitely some of those crazy threads; tenns which would you prefer, showering, how i like to masturbate... at school I don't see him much but one time at a game I was like Hey Ross, and I just flicked him off

nope, though it would be pretty funny, just walkin around sayin OHH THATS BEASTLY. i belive hes told me to be good a few times though I do joke and say I'm SO MMM BEASTLY sometimes but rarely...I got a sox jersey the other that says Beastly Ordonez Well, when i see you in the halls or at games or whatever, you like to say: 'hey... CUBSSUCK, i am... BEASTLY ORDONEZ' or something like that I just said that to get to no u...I mean the Hey Cubssuck1 thing is to annoy you...got it andrew marciniak? Its kind of funny how u say it, I'm not sure if ur sayin it as a joke or ur actually serious

nope, though it would be pretty funny, just walkin around sayin OHH THATS BEASTLY. i belive hes told me to be good a few times though I do joke and say I'm SO MMM BEASTLY sometimes but rarely...I got a sox jersey the other that says Beastly Ordonez Well, when i see you in the halls or at games or whatever, you like to say: 'hey... CUBSSUCK, i am... BEASTLY ORDONEZ' or something like that

nope, though it would be pretty funny, just walkin around sayin OHH THATS BEASTLY. i belive hes told me to be good a few times though

Hmmmm.. what does the 3B coach actually DO besides tell runners to go home or tag up???

I'm likin Jeremy Reed more and more every day. And your right, I think guillen would like this guy alot. I'm hapy that now stealing bases should actually be a part of the white sox, We have some tools we just don't know how to use them.

I know him... very interesting stories