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QUOTE (Tex @ Sep 12, 2010 -> 08:31 AM) Directly from the folks at Apple http://support.apple.com/kb/ts1476 I use to burn the protected songs all the time, it would just take a little longer. I would then re-import them as MP3's.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 11, 2010 -> 04:30 PM) Been dating two girls since June. Definitely playing with fire. As one is a latina and you know their families run about, I don't know, 100 deep. So if I ever disappear for a while, it's probably because some essay put a cap in my ass. Can I live vicariously through you?

Tampa's AA team won the the Southern League title 2 years in a row with guys who are with Tampa now.

Sale is uncomfortably skinny.

QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Sep 11, 2010 -> 06:24 PM) One Alexei, One Sale, plus one Vizquel, equals one Prince Fielder. That trade would never go down.

29/M/Bama Do you cyber? Wait...what?

I Pete Carroll.

Cheers, soulmate.

Way to go, Dash!

QUOTE (Tex @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 03:43 PM) Kind of, but I learned the hard way that when you are married, a spouse can open an account using your SS# and you are liable. For example, if you mother f***ing psycho b**** soon to be exwife, living in her own place, can't get a f***ing electric account in her name because the stupid b**** can't balance a check book and bounced dozens of checks, she can open one in your name and SS#, legally. Later when she stops paying the bill, they will shut off your totally up to date, never been late, electricity because you didn't pay *her* damn bill (which you never authorized to be in your name). All this without you even knowing she's behind and your account could be shut off. not that I'm still angry or anything. Hey, at least you can f*** whomever you want.

QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 04:14 PM) I'm 27. I found a gray hair in the 'stache today This is my first time. What do I do?! This is really upsetting... Better gray than gone.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:46 PM) Hey don't believe me. Most of the older posters here can back me up. They all know of the name "Dougly." I'm f***ing with you.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:24 PM) That ugly sack of crap is NOT me. It's actually a guy (friend) who used to post here before he got banned. I have his pic up in memory. Sure.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:25 PM) Don't judge me.... Are you aiming for losing your virginity at 30, 35 or 40?

But, but, but Chewy, Piper and Claus are truly present in the body and blood.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:25 PM) You didn't know? The Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano. And a stripper factory, but that's another discussion. S**tfire! Where do I sign up?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:23 PM) You're missing out on the vintage that the beer volcano is putting out this year. Elaborate please.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:13 PM) But you've erred in that you didn't pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You poor soul. I did in my misspent youth. Then I discovered the TRUTH.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:13 PM) I know... I'm turning 24 in a month. It doesn't get scary until 25, then you realize that next is 26, then 27 and so on. Why do you have a picture of yourself when you were 13 on your profile?

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:12 PM) This. also. for. me. (mine is by choice however. ) Chastity isn't a lifestyle or a choice, Ace.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 01:11 PM) 23, but 18 at heart. Savor it, it doesn't last.

The wife and I are getting a sitter and going out tonight. Should we see "Machete?"

Disco72 just turned 35, he's due for a Ferrari and a trophy wife.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 11:36 AM) Please, Jesus... Buddha.... Allah.... Krishnia... Jehovah.... Lao Tuz.... Santa Claus... and every other god in the book. Please let the white sox sweep the next two series and let the twins get swept in their next two series. I personally pray to the intergalactic holy trinity of Santa Claus, Chewbacca and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Brandon Short will be back in the lineup for the Dash tonight.