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This is so bizarre.

By Wednesday the following will happen: 1.) We will be one game out of first place. 2.) We will have acquired a starting pitcher. 3.) We will have acquired two relief pitchers. 4.) We will have acquired a left handed hitting right fielder. 5.) Everyone on Soxtalk will completely lose their collective minds as our prospects are all gone.

I feel ya Ben.

It’s batshit crazy.

Rosie won’t let me get to know him at all… she’s kind of possessive.

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Who is Mike Hawk? ?

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Imagine how much worse it would be without our best players who are still on the field. Maybe you’re right - maybe they’d actually get better. ?

This seriously is the season from hell and we’re only 3 games out of first place while holding a sub 500 record. Fucking insane.

We certainly would suffer but at least there would be the joy of watching LaRussa get fucked in the ass every night by each opponent that rolled into town.

It would be priceless to see this team gutted now and then watch LaRussa have to suffer through even more hell all season.

See ball. Hit ball far.

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Aka: All I know.

The White Sox take offense to this assertion.

The end of Tomy LaRussa will be delicious to watch.

White Sox are dead baring a miracle… go Mariners.

Eeww

Go on a 10 plus game winning streak and all will be forgiven… will that happen? Chances point to No.

Too bad they can’t fire Tony and Frank… seems like that would spark a huge flame under their asses. Send Boston packing finally too… the fucking bum.

I have come to a conclusion… our dicks suck.

Come on consistent reliable dick. Get it going.

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