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Let’s strive mightily to at least lose respectability for once ?

And it was all down hill from there. ? Wonder when the White Sox will show up.

Aw man, they didn’t quit.

11 pitches… Zero errors…. 3 outs. What the fuck just happened? No audio feed from Stone and Jason. Guess they quit. Fun times.

Because he’s so feisty!!

Harrison is back. Our Savior. We shall rise like the Pheonix and destroy the league now. Have them all right where we want them!

For the record, no one has said the correct answer yet…. Which simply is, “everything”.

Can we have a mulligan and have that one dude who’s signature was on the press release email… please?

I’d rather take a look at things a couple weeks after Lynn has returned.

Have no fear our savior Johnny Cueto is here!!!!

Riddle me this, riddle Me that… is Keuchel’s ERA going up or down?

All you can do is laugh. I had to pause the game when it was tied in the 9th and just got done watching now. When Hendricks went to 3-1 on Buxton all I could say out loud a few times was, “JOKE” Then we know what happened. Perfect. ?

Leury was hitting next. Great send.

Or they’re a young team that is coming into the own while hitting bumps in the road as they grow… maybe?

Covered in number 3.

Leury isn’t batting in the top 4. I quit this team.

Welp hot damn. Ptatc once again showing he’s the bee’s knees.

Let’s just put up six zombies until they start playing better. Here’s a comp: ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ SOXTALK ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

Pretty sure the 6 to 8 week thing was an estimate that ptact made before he knew the full extent. I’ll be shocked if that ends up being all it is.

Yep. I forgot what I had nicknamed him but it was something like “Eloy The Glasshouse Jimenez”.

If Tony says that he isn’t out for the year… I’m preparing for him to be out the entire year.

1.) injuries 2.) TLR 3.) bad stretch of baseball, period. 4.) injuries 5.) TLR oops, I’m repeating myself… 6.) Check back in with me mid May.

No worries - you know I like joking around with you man. Hope you’re having a good time brother and thanks as always.

Paging @ptatc … code yellow again…. Repeat… code fucking yellow.

Nothing.