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QUOTE (ChiSoxFanMike @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 09:11 PM) I've seen you post this GIF at least 5 times today. What are you trying to say? Stop. Um. James Shields. In this context, he's starting tomorrow. You're free to ignore me - as I'm not going to edit myself to appease you. Tallyhoe.

QUOTE (soxfan85 @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 09:06 PM) Wouldn't you be crabby too watching other teams Kansas City Specializing us game after game and having to announce it to boot? They'd be giving me comedy awards or lacing up a straigh jacket for me if I was announcing games. Likely the latter.

All I've gotta say is... /me drops mic.

Hi Chris Sale. I see you lurking. Tell everyone in the dugout that they better start a 10 game winning streak or I'm gonna come seeking vengeance with large anal bead toys.

Hey, at least we don't have a single .300 hitter right now and our starting today DH is swinging a cool .115 Gotta stay positive and keep things in perspective, ya know...

Because his name rhymes with Cat?

QUOTE (flavum @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 08:52 PM) Through May 9: Sox 23-10 -- Cle 15-14 6.0 KC 15-16 7.0 Det 14-17 8.0 29 days later... You're making me toe the line man. It's hard not to jump with crap play for almost exactly 1 month. Jeez.

I've got to do it... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah.

QUOTE (soxfan85 @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 08:29 PM) Are there any more players out there on the scrap heap that we could use to patch spots up and turn this thing around? Sure. Derek Jeter, Ivan Rodriguez, Troy Percivlle, and Michael Jackson are all kicking down the door from their primes begging teams to give em a shot. Wait. Maybe that list isn't so accurate. I'll have to check with my sources again before you take me at my word.

QUOTE (oldsox @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 07:46 PM) Can they bust him if he took drugs before the draft? I think it's more or a reputation and performance speculation thing rather than a discipline thing.

QUOTE (Alexeihyeess @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 07:56 PM) I agree that the culture in the clubhouse sucks and makes it difficult for young players like Saladino to succeed. Still, the buck stops at his glove. Those were 2 very easy plays to make and he didn't make either of them. That's pretty cool that you've been in the clubhouse. I'm jelious. Did you play a game of grab ass?

Would posting a picture of my balls be ban worthy?

It's so strange this game is only in the 5th.

QUOTE (Chicago White Sox @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 07:03 PM) Is it me it did it seem like Jackson didn't give 100% chasing down that ball? Partly a bad read off the bat and partly a banged up toe, likely.

Everyone and their grandmother saw that coming.

My money is on Latos getting one more start.

QUOTE (WhiteSoxLifer @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:51 PM) So says you Exactly... exactly!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha

QUOTE (WhiteSoxLifer @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:45 PM) Hahn said they expected him in minors but he's one of those type of players that can force the hand Yea but Soxtalk threads hold more weight. Just admit it man, you're inaccuracies will be exposed otherwise.

QUOTE (flavum @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:38 PM) Tim Anderson 2-4, double. And his 10th error. He's not coming up all year no matter what. There's a thread here saying so.

QUOTE (Knuckles @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:32 PM) f***. Things that make ya go, poop.

QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:24 PM) You can always tell by the eyes. I guess I find crazy eyes sexy as f***. Maybe there is a 12 step program for that.

QUOTE (Y2JImmy0 @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:22 PM) Zach Duke did very well for himself. I'm just jelious that all women aren't raging psychotic b****es - that's been my experience. ( I'm not bitter or jaded. Nope. )

QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:18 PM) Good job, Zach. Her cool factor is an 8 or a 9. As such, she's likely a 1 or 2 on the crazy scale. In the looks department she's probably a 7 or 8. Seems close to unicorn territory... Just missing a couple of hot points.

QUOTE (Knuckles @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 06:17 PM) Who's the blonde? (my audio is off) Zack Duke's wife.

QUOTE (Condor13 @ Jun 7, 2016 -> 05:57 PM) Machado just decked ventura hahahahahaa