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QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 7, 2016 -> 12:13 PM) Sox are 'cooling' on Cespedes and Upton. All that article is... A summary of the past two weeks found in this thread. Just stripping out the credible sources and leaving behind: Poop Blah Dogs who are acting as a source Obscure song references Little 12 year old reports typing between pimple pop breaks Other vulgar displays of lunacy

QUOTE (QuickJones81 @ Jan 7, 2016 -> 10:09 AM) I'm interested if any of the data analytics junkies have done a case study on J.D. Martinez. He went from Avi like numbers to an all-star seemingly over night. I'd love to know if analysis shows any sub-surface leading indicators of his emergence, which could then be helpful in identifying future players poised to make a similar leap. Hommie changed his swing Royal - that's all I know.

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

QUOTE (ptatc @ Jan 7, 2016 -> 09:44 AM) Salt Lake tuna? At least it is well preserved. You didn't hear California and Nevada fell into the ocean as a result of a 17 point earthquake that lasted 13 minutes? Jeez... Where have all you people been? ps: PTATC!

QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ Jan 7, 2016 -> 09:24 AM) I don't want a guy who doesn't use his PIN instead of signing a receipt. Move on to somebody else. Rumor has it that his assistant actually signed for him as a result of forgetting said pin. Assistant rumored to be fired. Replacement may be sought. Source: a 1,257 pound tuna caught off the coast of Utah.

I just heard Cespedes signed. A debt card transaction receipt. Seriously, I like the Abreu factor here. Come on Sox. Get a new Cuban Connection ROCKING!!!!

I must be dead.

Again... Give me Cespedes or give me death!!!!

I've heard poop is available. Let's get all up in that s***.

Give me Cespedes or give me death!!!!!

QUOTE (Alexeihyeess @ Jan 5, 2016 -> 10:15 AM) Scott Carroll did well last year. Maybe I was the only one watching (I don't blame anyone who tuned out) but he had a lot of good outings as the long man. I'm not convinced Erik Johnson sucks or anything, but Carroll has at least shown he can compete at the ML level whereas EJ has not. Didn't EJ have like a low 3 ERA last year? I think he threw well for the last couple months if memory serves correct. Edit: 6 starts, 4 quality 3.34 era

Movement is occurring as we speak. You're all my reading material. Thanks for the support.

Not Cespedes - not Gordon. Sorry but my OCD has been in over drive for weeks on this crap.

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Jan 4, 2016 -> 07:53 PM) IIRC. Gordon is the Sox first choice with Cespedes as their second. Anyone know if I remember this correctly? Si

QUOTE (Saufley @ Jan 4, 2016 -> 03:58 PM) It sure would be nice to see LaRoche have a good spring training and follow that up throughout the year. What a plus that would be for our 2016 season. One can hope. If LaRoche isn't comeback player of the year - then his season was a failure.

Not Cespedes, not Gordon.

Not Cespedes, not Gordon... Not Cespedes, not Gordon. Not Gordon, not Cespedes.

Anger. Hostility towards the opposition. Anger. Hostility towards the opposition. Anger. Hostility towards the opposition. ANGER!!!!!!!

QUOTE (soxman26 @ Dec 31, 2015 -> 02:36 PM) sox are checking and trying with all their targets until told no. Yes.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 05:43 PM) Then he better write what he means or edit it You're banned until someone signs with the Sox. On second thought, everyone is.

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:30 PM) Hmm, could be. Ventura: " think I'll put Gordon's bat in the chili hole.". Also, corn hole can be used for an ethanol-like flavor. Chili-cornqueso wrapped tube-steak, perhaps? I'm so fricked baseball bored, like, Napoleon Dynamite bored! GAWD! Ya, its that bad... There are exactly zero new rumors today as far as the free agent outfielders are concerned. Hell, not even OF trade rumors either but that's likely due to the lack of FA movement. Constipated market, there is.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:18 PM) Hahaha And a new sexual term to coincide: Gordon - An average in length penis who's girth is exceptional. To prevent future bulls*** postings of this nature I will go back now to just saying: blah, blah, blah... Blah blah blah blah. Safer that way.

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:06 PM) The chili hole? Maybe a new sexual innuendo has been born... Aka: Give her a Gordon in the two hole.

QUOTE (SoCalSox @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:02 PM) Which is convenient, because I think that's exactly who the Sox end up with. Abreu and Cespe 3/4 sure sounds sexy but so does Gordon in the two hole.