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Atta boy.

Get him the fuck out here Lance.

Holy moly Batman.

Oh joy.

Jesus - keep it in the zone and roll now Lynn.

I think he just started off injured and if he stays right for spring training we’ll see a different guy. We’ve seen signs of that and hopefully will see more of it. Settle down you big fucker. ( Lynn - not you HOF. ) ?

So much fun!

And right back to the old ways ?

Holy shit… Someone on the CHGO pregame called a first at bat homer for Vaughn. ?

What this man said.

I’m telling you… we’ll be a game back by this weeks end. This team will get your hopes up… rope you back in… and then crush you. Over and over again. So they’ll win today and Cleveland will lose. We’ll then make up more ground against Arizona while Cleveland struggles against the Mariners.

He hits right handed pitching better of course… and is hitting almost .500 against Baltimore in 21 at bats. Too bad it isn’t at home because then it would be the trifecta… at home he’s mashing right handlers as @CaliSoxFanViaSWside has been pointing out.

Today the Sox will win and the Indians will lose. We will then go on to beat the Diamondbacks while Cleveland will struggle against Seattle. Oh joy.

They need to play well and beat Cleveland heavy themselves. Easier said than done with these ??.

Oh yay. I’m so happy.

It’s so obvious they’re using the sunscreen, sweat, and rosin mix… and the league has been instructed from Manspread to allow it. Which I’m fine with.

Pitchers aren’t using substances again… I swear it.

Just get two more outs… who cares if you’re shaking off the rust now. Do it now instead of next time we’re up by one in the ninth.

Who are these guys and where are the White Sox?

We must have the worst production with the bases loaded on the season compared to oh… say… the entire history of this sport.

???

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Hell hath frozen over.

Who’s ready for a double play?

Same guy who also says firing TLR was the biggest mistake of his life. Oof.