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So far I'm like 0 and about 15 I'd say. It seems like taking a two-step is just asking for it with most guys. I think it should be possible to pick off CPU runners because they take two-step leads all the time.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 07:55 AM) Did anyone else watch Hollow Men? I thought it had potential, but wasn't quite as funny as I thought it would be. Yeah a bit disappointed myself. The jokes seemed kind of rehashed and only a couple of the sketches really felt original. I wonder what the Comedy Central execs saw in this show.

http://media2.big-boys.com/torn.wmv It's not like any mime you've ever seen before. By the way he's part of Hollow Men which is premiering tonight on Comedy Central at 11:30.

Question: Has anyone picked off a CPU runner? Followup: How many times would you say you have been picked off?

Hawk loves his "big" guys like Big Ben and Big Dan Jiggets. Happy Birthday to all.

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 03:18 PM) I never knew their was a boycott... It wasn't a very big boycott. I think some people kept going but asked for "no tomatoes".

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 04:22 PM) I'm not a Dr. but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Diagnosis? A Shifted Uterus. Way better than webMD.com.

Wow now that's a jinx if I've ever heard one.

It's only slightly less funny because it wasn't you.

My favorite one of these was the guy who was killing puppies because he couldn't afford them and one of the puppies ended up shooting him. That guy deserved it, but people like this one shouldn't be allowed to own guns. What kind of gun owner keeps his handgun loaded and sitting on the edge of the counter next to him?

Yeah but Crede always hits KC pitching. That's gotta be worth an extra win or two. I'd rather have him and his .250 with occasional pop in the 9-hole than Uribe at 3rd and Valdez or Ozuna playing short. Also we're supposed to be built on pitching and defense. Crede's D has never bothered me.

I say sign him for league minimum and hire a really good hypnotist with the extra money.

That's a pretty messed up story. My somewhat near-drowning experience doesn't even come close.

Damn and Frank had BIG plans for this St. Patrick's Day.

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Mar 9, 2005 -> 06:17 PM) Right on. As long as Wood is healthy come playoff time, that's all that really matters. I'd take him over Teixeira in a heartbeat. Well are you taking the Wood that pitched game 5 vs. Atlanta or the Wood that pitched game 7 vs. Florida?

QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Mar 9, 2005 -> 06:09 PM) JITTERBUG For those less fortunate to not see the video. http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00480.wmv

I, for one, would be shocked to see Rick ever appear in a major league game as an outfielder.

Yeah a tad old there but I love the song still (the video's just ok).

Damn 4:30pm classes and I miss the Sweeney homer. At least Burly was in form.

We should just leave up a sticky thread for Kerry Wood injuries. That way if there's ever a year he DOESN'T get injured we can make a separate post about it. Seriously though, I don't like to see players get injured unless they do steroids and then I don't mind so much.

Nice sliding catch by Ryan saves a run and ends the inning.

Really, Crede's swing looks shorter to me than it did during his slumps last year. Walk and him have been working hard on changing it. Good inning for the Sox, HR and 3 doubles.

Ozuna with a nice backhand stab and gun from the hole. Buehrle being Buehrle.

Ozuna is also in the lineup. Still disappointed we don't get to see AJ or Iggy.

I don't know who's pitching but we'll all find out pretty soon.