Everything posted by DonkeyKongerko
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Clemens' Hummer Stolen
Where do you hide an orange hummer? Or did he go to Pay 'n Spray?
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How many HRs will Barry Bonds hit this year?
I predict he hits one: an inside-the-parker on a grounder to left with everyone playing the shift.
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Chicago Bracket
As an Illinois fan I would say Arizona scares me more than OSU. The Wildcats have the type of offense that can get hot and take over any game. Of course if we beat Arizona, it probably means we're ready for any team in the Final Four.
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Buerhle Injury Update
So much for Mark winning 20 games this season. If we can win half the games B-Mac starts, I'll be happy.
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Illini's game thred
Wow Fazekas remains ice cold. Our D looks pretty good but offensively we still aren't all there. Augustine is having a big game.
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Illini's game thred
Orange unis baby!
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Crosstown Rivals in ST
Damn, missing all the highlights this spring. Right after I leave, Borchard hits his bomb. Good to hear we beat those jokes from the North again.
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Crosstown Rivals in ST
Sox take the lead on a basehit and error. 9-8 now.
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Congressional hearing thread
I just started watching about 15 min ago. Has McGwire answered a single damn question??
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Congressional hearing thread
ROFL, the congressman just called Sosa "Mr. So-so"
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As sad as it is stupid...
There was this episode of Made where a high-schooler couldn't score on this 12 year-old I think one on one.
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POLL: Who should be the next James Bond?
I like Julian in Nip/Tuck, he's got that sense of humor and the suave look down. I haven't seen much of Craig but I don't think another Timothy Dalton is what I want.
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As sad as it is stupid...
What's their RPI?
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Iguchi goes national
When I was in Japan, the sports news went through all major league scores. They would also show what each Japanese player did including highlights if they were worth watching. Like if Shingo got a save, they would show a clip of him getting it. Usually the most focus was on Ichiro and the Matsuis.
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College Hoops 2k5 Simulations
This game is messed up. The Syracuse bracket winner is setup to play the Albuquerque winner. Great job ESPN.
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March 14 2005 Cubs vs Sox spring training game
Wow back to back opposite field jacks by Uribe and Rowand. This coming an inning after Burnitz crushed one to right that didn't make it to the fence. Did the wind shift or something?
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College Hoops 2k5 Simulations
I decided to simulate the tourney until Illinois won. It took me ten tries I think some of the player ratings need to be adjusted. UNC, Louisville, Michigan St., Illinois - UNC over Michigan St. UNC, UCLA, Duke, Arizona - UNC over Duke UNC, Pitt, Syracuse, Arizona - UNC over Syracuse KU, Louisville, Syracuse, BC - Louisville over Syracuse KU, Pitt, Duke, Arizona - KU over Arizona UConn, Washington, OU, Arizona - UConn over Arizona KU, Wake, UTEP, Illinois - KU over UTEP (wtf?) UNC, Wake, OU, OSU - UNC over OSU Wisconsin, Louisville, Syracuse, Arizona - Arizona over Wisconsin UNC, Wake, Vermont, Illinois - Illinois over Wake Nick Smith led the team with 21 points in the final game.
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AOL quietly changes AIM TOS
Guess I should start using Y!M more.
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Bo Jackson fights crime?
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/172/
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MVP Baseball 2005
I'd be interested in some pro sliders. I can play decently on All Star but usually can only win low-scoring games. On pro, I can still get shut down by ace pitchers and light up some of the lesser ones so it's pretty balanced. For pro sliders, I'd suggest making the pitching difficulty really hard since it's so easy and reducing user contact.
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3 dead in courtroom shootout
They spent all day searching the parking garage while still saying he may be driving a green Accord. At night, a private citizen notices the green Accord is still in the parking garage. Now they don't know exactly how many cars he has jacked and say he may be holding someone hostage. Do the police know anything?
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Favorite Seinfeld Episode
All the ones made under the name "Curb Your Enthusiasm". /troll Checking up, it looks like the Mets didn't even play the Phils that day. You think the writers could have done a little fact-checking.
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I guess only liberal comincs can use bad humor
QUOTE(winodj @ Mar 12, 2005 -> 08:46 AM) She has no eyebrows you know. I had a girlfriend with no eyebrows once. I think I know her.
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Spring Training photos thread
It's ordinarily the right leg but we all know Frank does not have an ordinary swing. If you watch, he shifts his weight forward earlier than most hitters and falls into the pitch. I've heard hitting coaches say they would never teach anyone to hit like Frank but it works for him somehow. By the way, I love the warmups that Frank and others are sporting. Also, Frank was on the front of the Daily Illini sports section a couple days ago in full color and size.
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3 dead in courtroom shootout
What did the court reporter do? Senseless.