DonkeyKongerko

I wasn't even mad about the Oakland one. Hatteberg and Durazo got cheap broken bat hits by my judgement. Tonight every single Mariner had good swings and hit the ball hard, hell even the guy he got out to lead off the inning hit the ball pretty damn hard.

Man it just pisses me off so much now how the Twins lost Guardado and Hawkins but somehow figured out Nathan would be a good closer.

I understand your plight but you should request a name change anyways. Avoid association with that loser. Koch at HIS BEST is a one pitch pitcher because he can only get his fastball over the plate consistently and 95% of hitters aren't fooled by his curveball.

Ozzie has also told us time and again he is very impatient. No way Koch is closer.

I laugh sadistically whenever Botch blows one. It's the only way I can maintain some semblance of sanity.

New idea for Brooks Boyer: Koch Bobblehead Demolition Night

Notice in the 5th or 6th during the manager interview they asked Ozzie who he had for his bullpen. He said something like "I got Marte and Shingo ready...and I think Koch is my closer".

Billy Koch bandwagon just broke an axle, dropped a tranny, and f***ing shattered all its piston rods. Capn that sig needs to be edited, NOW!

3-2 Twins on homers by Ford and Lecroy

HB NI!!

Tigers up 2-0 after 5 today. I wouldn't mind another shutout.

Scott couldn't throw strikes for s*** today. Loss was still a team effort.

That game sucked. Crede can't even make contact with 89mph heat anymore. He is the king of "Slow Swing".

3 f***ing hitter, 2 of the hits by LeCroy!!

http://www.kiteretsu.jp/on/tontie/index.html Whack a Mole on steroids.

You could?

My sister said her friend is dating Neal Cotts. I think she's telling the truth.

Gimme consistency over sporadic power. Of course it is kinda weird he hasn't hit any in such a long time. He will hit one against the Cubs, that is pretty much a guarantee.

The math competition was on earlier this morning. Before I saw that, I thought the spelling kids were smart.

Damn that was an early ass game.

She looks like Harry Potter in a sexy sorta way.

Jamie Burke = Poor man's Josh Paul...very very poor

Taken totally out of context for humorous purposes but HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Beat the Twins again to take 2/3 at the Dome and 4/6 on the Season. Edit: Just noticed the Twins only had 4 hits