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QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 08:52 PM) Why do we have Jesse Crain? Jesse Crain has a welt the size of Texas on his side, I can't even believe it's real.

Well Matt, you have done your job. Good job, asshat.

Marrero is 4/4 with 2 HR, 3 RBI, BB. Now hitting .337.

OMG Brent Morel. Lol. THE MOTHER f***ING DOOM SHROOM!!!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 08:19 PM) At least it's true. And hell, the Stealth Elf keeps reminding everyone that it's true. Still, it's so annoying to us, imagine how often Steve Stone has to hear him say things over and over and over and over again.

"Outside of Konerko and Ramirez, Lillibridge has been our best player". Only the 4 time I've heard that the past 1 1/2 games, Hawk.....ugh.

Come on Quentin, he was giving you second base....

Ok, so why don't we have like 12 runs?

QUOTE (Yoda @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:55 PM) This is about as good as the Sox offense has looked all year. Except for like, the run scoring part. We should have about 10 runs right now.

I wonder who will get the PTC right. Quentin is 1/1 with HR, 3 RBI, 2 BB. Morel is 3/3 with 2 great diving stops. That's tough.

The DOOOOOM Shrooom!! 3/3!

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:53 PM) Please don't ask him to bunt Why not? He is not good at bunting, and he ripped 2 singles already. Sounds like a good time to bunt to me.

QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:50 PM) Props to whoever called Dunn getting a hit for sure tonight, lol. Funny one, though. I am pretty sure they said the hit would be off of Oliver. So it's invalid!!! lol.

1st hit off a lefty is an infield single!!!!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:49 PM) 7 hr and only 12 RBI? That's ridiculous. Jose Bautista-lite.

FEAR THE BRIDGE!!!!

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:34 PM) Rios needs to get back on whatever he was on in Toronto. Hit that ball good, and it was 25 feet from going out. Isn't the warning track the "10 ft" mark? I think he was more like 15 feet short of a HR, but yeah, semantics, he sucks either way.

QUOTE (Cali @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:31 PM) heh heh... Furbush... I loved the infamous matchup of Bush vs. Wang a few years ago.

Q-UPERMAN!!!!!

Ok, well that was actually bad luck for Dunn. But s***, 2nd and 3rd with 0 outs, and NO RUNS SCORE. God damnit, this is soooooooooooo pathetic. Had Oliver not had a brain fart, this could be a 0-0 with the Sox having like 7 LOB already.

QUOTE (Jake @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:42 PM) Care to share for out of town fans? Hawk said that Konerko (like Hawk himself) had a little floating bone chip in his wrist, and if the chip happens to get itself in the right (or wrong) spot in the wrist, it can completely lock up the movement in your wrist, and you can't even grab things or swing a bat. I guess this happened to Paulie after the last game in Boston, so they made a small incision and flushed the chip out of the wrist and in his arm or something. Basically just pushed it away to someplace where it isn't likely to move it's way back to that same area.

Viciedo is 1/2 with a 2B. Mitchell is 1/3 with a 2B, but 2 K. Wilkins is 1/3 with a 2B. Addison Reed pitched 2 inning, 2 H, 4 K. Now has 44 K to 4 BB in 32 IP this year.

Lucas Harrell didn't appreciate getting sent down. 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 8 K.

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:42 PM) Anyone know how long Paulie is gonna be out? A few hours.

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Jun 3, 2011 -> 07:41 PM) Don't even wanna know what you're lookin' at when it isn't the Sox. Facebook, Soxtalk, other sports forums, and of course, raunchy pornography.