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Collins missed 2 absolute cookies.

Collins and not Sheets? Hmm

Yeah he's thrown one fastball for a strike in the zone. We're busy swinging at the slider.

Looks like we're gonna need to score off Staumont and Barlow if we want to win tonight.

You were saying?

Zimmer has reverse splits, otherwise I'd pinch hit Goodwin or Sheets for Hamilton.

I guess he's more interesting than someone like Eric Hosmer. Unlike Hosmer, he's still an average starter.

Weirdly enough, Keuchel's ERA is close to 5 against bad teams and under 4 against teams over .500.

He had him 0-2 and couldn't put Benintendi away because his slider and cutter both suck. He also gave up a double to Dyson on that slider.

A lefty that can't get lefties out...

Good god Keuchel sucks.

Had he thrown that change up to Soler last time, it's probably a tied game.

Soler is probably gonna go yard off Keuchel again unless we pitch around him.

We had Minor on the ropes and then proceed to have 3 terrible ABs.

Eloy looked lost in that AB.

Don't they get more than 1 camera feed? If not that's just pathetic.

Now that free run Dallas gave them looms large.

AV!

How did TA barely make it into 2nd on that?

So we get a big bat back and our offense somehow does worse against a guy with a 5.5 ERA? Pathetic.

Keuchel has made some terrible pitches.

Giving up a double to Dyson...Jesus Christ.

Seby double clutched and Taylor still was gonna be out by 2 miles.

Minor gets a lot of spin on that fastball. I was honestly surprised he wasn't using sticky stuff with how high his spinrates were.

Billy's pitch to hit was the first pitch. He had no chance after that.