Chicago White Sox

At one of the highest AAVs in free agency

Kelly has been an absolutely, positively tremendous addition.

Joe Kelly hurt? What’s new?

Fuck New York! That all was all knob!

Fucking hits him on 0-2

Are we really saying that Graveman & Hendriks are unavailable?

Unfortunately it looks like we hit our quota for the day

What a strange take

Yoan is back!

Then why are you still here? If you feel there is no hope, then perhaps find a better use of your time.

Poke one through Yoan!

Note to future opposing managers, don’t call for a lefty reliever when you’re winning and trying to close it out

Tie game!!!

The best thing would be to go 6-0 and finally wake the fuck up

Against two guys with ~5 ERAs to boot

Hey Stone Pony, how about instead of hyping up the offense for all the hard hit balls today, maybe call them out for the groundball heavy approach for once.

A White Sox homer this inning sure would be swell

Easy peezy

Because in this division we just need the light to turn on in October. If we were in any other division but the NL Central, we’d probably need to be selling right now.

This is fucking insanity

Oh good, we got Ruiz next on the docket. Maybe we do need bullpen help…lol

Maybe K this fuck Foster

I will always choose the playoffs over missing the playoffs

Foster looking money so far

Not only does Hahn refuse to make a change at hitting coach, he’s also declared this shit-show of an offense that has one dude on pace for 20 HRs as a lesser need than the bullpen. It’s fucking insanity that the entire organization is ok this horrible team-wide approach.