Chicago White Sox

One of Burger, Colas, or Sosa hits a bomb here. Lopez pitched a perfect ninth. The Sox add win #6 on the season.

Congrats to those that picked Tanner fucking Banks to be the only Sox pitcher to not give up a run or let an inherited runner score through eight today!

At this point I’m convinced they aren’t warming these guys up enough in the bullpen or something immensely dumb from a game prep standpoint.

“Oh there’s Tanner Banks, back in the big leagues” Words you never want to here when the rest of the bullpen is imploding

Robert a meh hitter?

He has said a lot of good things, but most haven’t come to fruition yet. The one thing I will give him is the guys are playing harder for him vs. the corpse of Tony La Russa.

We need bomb #6 right now Luis

Pedro Grifol actual quote: “We will be prepared to control the strike zone on both sides of the ball”. ?…maybe he forgot that this was one of his main goals this year?

Things are going swell right now

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Absolute embarrassing effort there allows the runner to get into 3B with ease.

Not as a GM. His performance is is almost unprecedented in terms of duration of terrible results.

You knows things are bad when @fathom can’t even stomach this team anymore. May the baseball gods take mercy on all of our souls and give us a pity win today.

Just a reminder that Rick Hahn is spending $44M on this shitshow of a bullpen. Never forget how bad of a GM he is.

Need to hold them to one here or the game is over

Where did this Middleton guy come from? Like I recall him being called up, but dont recall him joining the organization in the first place.

If you’re selling, you trade Cease for a ransom.

He brings power and offensive potential. One dumb at-bat doesn’t change that.

What a terrible bunt.

Must win game. No fucking excuses, get the W today or fall to an embarrassing .333 winning percentage. I want to see good offense, defense, pitching, & coaching all in a single game and that game better be today. Let’s fucking go!

It really is mind-boggling. Hopefully Grifol will eventually learn bullpen management, but he hasn’t hit the ground running in that area.

Anyone else a little worried about this signing? I know it’s the definition of early, but the dude has 1 %tile hard-hit and barrel rates and appears to have the upper body strength of a nine year old boy. Throw in some disappointing defense (SSS obviously) and he’s a tough one to get excited about. I mean, a .316 OBP and a .038 ISO (9th worst in baseball) isn’t going to play at any position let alone LF. Can’t believe my oldest son will be 13 and still watching our LF slap the ball into the dirt constantly instead of trying to elevate the ball.

Hahn spent a billion dollars on our bullpen and it still sucks a fat you know what. How he still has a job is beyond me.

Benintendi slaps one in!

I’d pay some money to see that arm wrestle battle