So 3-1 is ok, but 3-0 is not? The hitter has to pass on the best pitch he’ll see all count so the pitcher has a chance to come back and win the at-bat?
Also, how come using a position player as the pitcher is respecting the game? I’d be pretty be embarrassed if that little butter ball got me out throwing 47 MPH whatever the fuck those pitches were. So the opposing team can embarrass our hitters, but we have to stand pat and pretend not to try if it reaches this magical 3-0. If the Twins don’t want to get embarrassed further, maybe try using a real fucking pitcher instead their utility guy.