Chicago White Sox

Hey Coop, learn how to wear a fucking mask you bum.

Colome just making things fun, or at least I hope so...

Colome in a non save situation scores me, but a four run lead should be good enough

I hope he makes me look like a dumb fucking asshole for the rest of my life!

Eloy 2x doubles!

Three fucking home runs!!!!!!!!!

Grandal is getting hot!!!

I personally like Foster going two innings after a short appearance from one of our starters.

Pretty clear that Heuer & Burdi should handle the 7th & 8th innings.

We get out of it!!

One more pitch!!

Unfortunately I’m watching the Cubs broadcast and gotta hate on Sean Marshall. I apologize if I accidentally jinxed us!

Not good!!

I hate Kyle Schwarber with a passion, but give him mad props for the Bone Thugs walk-up music

Evan Marshall > Sean Marshall

Give us that fucking torch Cubs because the city is ours now...

Foster or Heuer for me.

No way he’s coming back out

So who comes in from the pen?

I really, really want Mazara to succeed, but man he is fucking tough to endure at the moment...

The White Sox feed is mostly cancer-related with a few Budweiser Zero commercials mixed in, so I guess I shouldn’t be complaining about a kid shitting himself in a bathtub.

I’m sorry, did I just see a commercial about a kid shitting in a bathtub? The Marquee network is a complete fucking joke and should be burned to the ground.

Just think of when we add Vaughn next year, who literally could be the best hitter on the team by 2022.

Bye Magglio!

I will say I’m proudly wearing a Jose Abreu t-shirt that even some random dude at a Jimmy John’s in Nashville complimented earlier today.