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This would make more sense to me. He’s seems like such a better positional and marketing fit

I feel dumb for not understanding the Jersey video. Is it some Mets jersey? Thanks in advance

That’s quite the level of vanity for ol’ Bob if he thinks the Phillies put any stock in the reporting of sports journalists. Appreciate the effort though Bob!

If I was Manny I wouldn’t pick some silver medalist to break my news.

Biggest internet balls I seen on here

I know and for some reason the word “massive” is has my mind spinning! 12/400? 8/300?

Mods, you know those “guess the pieces of candy in the jar and win the jar” games? Can we do a “Guess the total Harpchado posts since the offseason started” thread when this is all done? Winner gets 3 hours as #1 Mod with full ban & banner controls.

Barta, was it a genital selfie?

Doesn’t just saying any of those words you typed make you angry though?

Please close thread

That’s only if Hahn takes a back seat to KW. You throw Jimenez into an outfield of Robert and Harper, now we’re not only taking Goldschmidt, we’re talking Sale/Quintana reunion. Course not as #1 & #2 because those spots will be filled by Cease/Kopech/Hansen. If the Cardinals sign Moustakas too, what do the cubs do? Shift Bryant to RF, flip Heyward for prospects? Won’t matter if we get Machado

Is this a $13M distraction and it’s Harper or bust?

I think being super high-character veterans also has something to do with the signings. Sure Machado is important, but we also have to build a culture. And ANYTHING to get fucking Tolson off the depth chart. Worst player I’ve ever seen in a Sox uniform since Brian Simmons

You’re welcome for the hammers

Aw man, I know. You okay?

Yea there’s no indication they are farting around or trying to get cute with it. The White Sox FO knows exactly what the White Sox are. I’m sure the guns are drawn and blazing

Can I go take a piss?

Ahhh. Eyeballs ready

Tweeting eyeballs?

Yea agreed. I can’t believe that’s the best. The ESPN boards were the coolest thing to ever exist online

Can somebody photoshop Anderson with catching gear on, maybe holding his mask with a backwards helmet? Banner update

Is there anywhere on the Internet where fans from all teams have threads updating nonstop discussing all this stuff. Like the way we are right now sniffing ever twitter, but not just Sox fans. The espn boards would be awesome now in the Twitter age. Anybody know anywhere?

It’s going to be great soon. That pitching staff alone was $130M last year and it’s about to get way older and way more expensive...right when the “core” of shitty position players is at the end of team control. I wouldn’t sign there if I was a FA unless they guaranteed $300M+ payrolls

Yea totally. I think the problem has a lot to do with pride. For some reason on this planet, people think it’s cool to find something out before others. Unfortunately due to social media, that human disease is now infecting its way into offseason baseball. None of it matters until the White Sox issue a statement saying “We signed so and so.” But for some reason, pride has overun fun speculation among fans. The big guys like Rosenthal have a lot to blame because they give props to whoever breaks a story...which is absolutely insane to me! These aren’t fucking stories; it’s sports. The story is when somebody signs officially, not a moment before! But we are forced to partake as fans now! Rant over since I have to go check Twitter

“Putting his blogging or whatever he does career on the line”. ? ?? Lives are at stake! Trying to scoop sports news should be a felony. Just STFU and wait for the teams to announce news. Why do we need speculative Pre-News before News?