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Shut your dirty whore mouth

Lol while I think that would be funny I just don’t think anybody cares enough about sports journalism for this to matter. I mean there’s no investigative aspect to this like Woodward and Bernstein uncovering a conspiracy. This is a bunch of grown men sadly waiting to hear something from somebody who knows something and SOMEHOW calling this activity a scoop. It’s like feeding a group of pigeons. I feel so sorry that humans have to stoop so low to rename what they are doing to sound pro. All they are doing is sitting around like sad little puppies waiting for a treat- and they call it scooping a story for some reason. I’d rather clean truck stop shitters than be a sports journalist in 2019

I still think this is a smoke screen so all the useless reporters aren’t tweeting about our pursuit of bryce. We’ll take Manny but he’s not our big fish

I wonder how much it would cost to straight up buy Tatis. All I know for sure is there is a number but I have no idea what it is. Anybody guess? FWIW I’m not impressed and think he will be a complete bust.

Haha awesome. That’s so Rick! I had a very similar RH experience at a Bahamian carnival you’d get a kick out of.

Yes totally. The sports journalist is quickly becoming one of the most useless things on the planet. It’s like cats clawing at each other to get off a sinking ship.

This would make more sense to me. He’s seems like such a better positional and marketing fit

I feel dumb for not understanding the Jersey video. Is it some Mets jersey? Thanks in advance

That’s quite the level of vanity for ol’ Bob if he thinks the Phillies put any stock in the reporting of sports journalists. Appreciate the effort though Bob!

If I was Manny I wouldn’t pick some silver medalist to break my news.

Biggest internet balls I seen on here

I know and for some reason the word “massive” is has my mind spinning! 12/400? 8/300?

Mods, you know those “guess the pieces of candy in the jar and win the jar” games? Can we do a “Guess the total Harpchado posts since the offseason started” thread when this is all done? Winner gets 3 hours as #1 Mod with full ban & banner controls.

Barta, was it a genital selfie?

Doesn’t just saying any of those words you typed make you angry though?

Please close thread

That’s only if Hahn takes a back seat to KW. You throw Jimenez into an outfield of Robert and Harper, now we’re not only taking Goldschmidt, we’re talking Sale/Quintana reunion. Course not as #1 & #2 because those spots will be filled by Cease/Kopech/Hansen. If the Cardinals sign Moustakas too, what do the cubs do? Shift Bryant to RF, flip Heyward for prospects? Won’t matter if we get Machado

Is this a $13M distraction and it’s Harper or bust?

I think being super high-character veterans also has something to do with the signings. Sure Machado is important, but we also have to build a culture. And ANYTHING to get fucking Tolson off the depth chart. Worst player I’ve ever seen in a Sox uniform since Brian Simmons

You’re welcome for the hammers

Aw man, I know. You okay?

Yea there’s no indication they are farting around or trying to get cute with it. The White Sox FO knows exactly what the White Sox are. I’m sure the guns are drawn and blazing

Can I go take a piss?

Ahhh. Eyeballs ready

Tweeting eyeballs?