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Contrarian Short-sighted Close minded Bad talent evaluation Unrealistic New Gifts on Christmas Syndrome Lazy Premature Rushing into things Ignorance Shall I go on?

...that's what you're doing. "Oh, new toy. This is what he shall be forever."

I'm ready for playoff Yo Yo

This is the answer.

Sir this is a thread about Garrett Crochet

Some posters here will find a way.

iT's A cOmPlEx SeNtEnCe StRuCtUrE. For christ's sake. Talk about the offense weighing it down + say there need to be firings (including sacred cows, not limited to sacred cows) can only implicate Menechino. If you're implying anyone other than Menechino, your sentence structure is fucking stupid. This is you. You're the Rick and Morty copypasta, just baseball.

Look, again, we know you don't watch baseball, but the offense is in a slump. It's a 60 game season. Menechino has done fine with the offense this year. The most positive thing you've said this year is "If Crochet is a reliever, then my assessment of him as a bad draft pick will be correct."

Correct. You'd make a fine reporter.

While I love Q, I need Eloy to hit a homer to drive Kaplan into a fit.

Well you can razz matazz skiddley doo the fuck out of here.

Not shocked they cut Cishek after they cut Herrera. Ruiz is likely gone when Marshall comes up, as others pointed out.

TBH, I fell asleep on my desk last night and did not check the standings. I just knew that I needed to do a slump buster thread.

In this corner, Mr. Consistency & Biceps going for the White Sox going for the Indians, we've got Zach "There May Be Some Side Effects" Plesac Sox are currently slumping, but have a better record because they've been the better team all year. Remind you of anyone? Anyway, Sox are gonna win. Tim is gonna do something sweet. If he's not in the lineup, Abreu takes MVP tonight.

05 Sox slumped in September 20 Sox slumped in September Other teams hate our catching situation. We have a stoic first baseman as a leader. Our SS makes highlights, gets hits, doesn't walk too much. LF can't really play defense. CF brings highlights. 3B has power and defense. DH has pop, everyone associates him with an animal. Rookie comes up throwing absolute bullets. Clearly, we're winning the World Series and Mazara wins WS MVP.

Brother, do I have college rape scandals to tell you about.

I read this as Paul George and was about to ask what in the hell was wrong with you until I realized it was point guard.

They had to really sell him on it since he didn't want to rebuild in OKC.

Wait, so what's the instructional league they just announced?

Greg, c'mon man. This reads like a Trump tweet.

A hypothetical I could see this working is where the fifth starter is both Kopech and Crochet serving as openers and getting time in the BP, until they each hit 110 IP next year. In that scenario, you're also picking between Cease/Dunning and shipping the other one off.

Conversely, that's what Bauer would be doing.

Nomar goes on a tear now to finish with 20 HR

He's going to get every chance to start before they put him in the pen.