Quin

Footlong is the new, cynical Greg

I will miss all five David Nwabas .

Maybe not, but hypothetically Eloy in 7 years? Also the Sox would always rush prospects...until now.

Up until last year, the Sox never shelled out big time for a Latin prospect. Then they broke the bank.

Bush is looking more and more exciting but I keep telling myself, sample size. Also oof. That strikeout pitch.

I don't know why we're putting so much effort into trying to guess who Footlongcomiskeydog is

Yeah, the guy banging the drum for a 12-year-old to be a constant club house presence for an under performing DH...has no room to talk.

Pivoting from Shields to Schryver, Hahn is going all in on the dedicated bullpen arms in the minors. Burdi, Vieira, Hamilton, Burr, Johnson, Frare, now Schryver. Anyone I'm missing? And three of them acquired for straight cash, that we likely wouldn't have used.

Well, this is gross.

I've been calling him Kodi.

Man...I liked Ramon, because I never knew that background. Now I feel gross.

So, uh, Jace. Don't think you're a closer.

Yeah, my bad. Botched that.

We literally can't spend it because of Robert.

That's a paddlin'.

Also...Liriano?

Alex Rios + $$$ for Leury Garcia!

Kodi with the White Sox? Hoo boy.

Presumably, it would have still been called a ball.

Minaya squeezed on 1-2 count.

Ah damnit.

Get this man a Coke!

I was driving home from a Blockbuster (which says a lot) in the fifth and then just had a feeling when they said Buehrle retired everyone so far.

LEURY GOT HOPS

Omar showing his...wheels?