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Mike Trout. For Jake Burger.

Dude that's not how it's spelled

FISH

This has to drop Joc's price, right?

No, but you will mention Fernando Tatis Jr. constantly unless he busts, ESPECIALLY if we sign Machado because money could have been saved. If Avi or Davidson hit 20 home runs, they will be brought up in every other thread as missed Sox opportunities like Michael Morse. Then if Colome or Herrera have a bad game, we'll hear about the Sox shouldn't have any former Royals players or trade for relievers and should have kept Chris Devenski in 2012. Which they should have, but only because Brett Myers is a piece of shit.

Yahoo commenters don't count / raise that bar?

Holy shit the origins of Greg's idea for Tim Anderson.

I'm not a native Chicagoan either. But my hometown is poor and is similar demographically. Those South Side jokes mostly amount to "ha ha, your area is terrible because of black-on-black crime where they shoot and kill each other." A lot different than "There's nothing to do in town but have a bonfire, drive around, go to the one nice bar everyone goes to, or think about going to Chicago" stereotypes that flyover territory gets.

The inclusion of this alone shows that this thread was meant for nothing but to stir the pot and cause discourse: Unless Yahoo commenter Some Guy is someone we should care about, what is the purpose of posting his part?

And others aren't happy unless everyone knows why they're miserable and should be just as miserable as them.

Shocked I tell you, shocked. But also damn.

Davidson can become the 2-way player

What in the world does Alex Call have to do with the org anymore? He was traded for Alonso? Fisher was a fourth round pick who ended up not being much but no one has put stock in him in years. Sheets still has plenty of potential and does everything right except in game power. Considering how you pimped Keon Barnum for two years based on one monstrous home run, I'm not shocked that his complete inverse is meaningless to you.

@bmags there are dozens of you! Dozens!

I know it's been said every year since the rebuild, but this entire Just Missed would have been at least 15-30 in years past.

Second Unit: Blakeney - Selden - Jabari - Melo - Portis Bench Mob -2.0

I'm tempted to bring back negative reactions just for this.

The teams are not funded by the same sources.

I truly hate these people.

Can we at least get a pick?

So what is everyone's actual off that they would make for Pederson? Just Pederson. No one else from the Dodgers.

I have no idea why the Dodgers would do this, but I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I remember MLB Network picking Beckham as the 2B of the 2010s. Definitely had a few MVPs in his future. I'm amped for Eloy, but he's not the 6th best RF in MLB until he's in MLB and hitting.

On the flip side, there's a difference between trading Bryce Bush, who should have been a 6th rounder, lit up the AZL, and will be in the Top 30, and trading Yordi Rosario. The people that moaned about trading Rosario for Nova are always going to complain. Bush just shouldn't be traded this early.

Pen arms that aren't Hamilton or Burdi, I'm chill with it. Or I guess Burr, but that's solely for memes.