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I do not understand Gordon Beckham.

Keep this kid ready for the post season (and the Verlander duels).

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Aug 29, 2012 -> 01:02 AM) I see you make those double posts quite often, everything ok? connection problems? New internet has been acting up lately. I've tried to catch them, but sometimes they slip through the cracks. Like, it will say I haven't posted when I go to check, then I post again and it's a double. DAMN YOU INTERNET.

Buehrle's return could be the type of move that

Buehrle's return could be the type of move that gets fan to come back out in bunches and would make the clubhouse excited.

What the s*** happened?

S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series announced. Directed by Whedon. I like this. They can also incorporate smaller heroes into this, such as Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, etc.

I love Hawk. He's coined so many copycat phrases and I like my announcers to be homers. I want them to get excited when my team does something great.

Chirs about to dominate.

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 02:13 PM) "It's all good" was old long before the first time he even said it. Whoever has his ear/is coming up with some of this garbage needs to be fired unceremoniously. So much of it just makes me cringe when I hear it. List of Approved Phrases Stretch/Put it on the board (home run call) He Gone A Matt Abbatacola Mercy Yaz/Stories about Yaz That's academic Gas Carmines Anything else needs to be approved by a committee. What about Can of Corn and Duck snort? And "I wish I could cuss"

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 04:05 PM) http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-sat...928--ncaaf.html PSU is taking this really seriously, they have now banned Sweet Caroline from being played at the stadium for the lyric "Touching me, touching you". Burn. It. To. The. Ground.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) MUST. DESTROY. BALTIMORE. I don't why, but this cracked me up.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 08:04 AM) Yeah, if you would have told me that we would have lost our pre-season #1 starter (Danks) to a shoulder surgery, and we would have gone through two closers, not to mention losing Paul Konerko for two stretches this year, and having nine rookies on the roster at the same time at one point, I would have wondered how high our 2013 draft pick would have been. And that Floyd and Humber would be useless and Morel would go down to injury (we wouldn't have known where to get a 3B in the preseason).

So, we're generally well above the win percentage of being behind each inning aside from the 8th? I'll take it.

QUOTE (YASNY @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 06:31 AM) I find it funny that they called the Sox a second class citizen in their own city when Detroit is the armpit of America. Yes. QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 07:45 AM) To be fair, I'd be totally content with a meteor hitting Detroit and starting all over again. Well, yeah, but that's because Detroit is the definition of a hell-hole.

QUOTE (GoodAsGould @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 03:53 AM) Yeah some of the comments on their board are funny... Detroit fans calling other teams classless just doesn't make sense. Oh and they have just as many unlikeable players as us As many? They have more. It's Myers, AJ, Rios vs. Fielder, Cabrera, Young, Valverde

QUOTE (Jake @ Aug 26, 2012 -> 11:31 PM) Those guys at MotownSports REALLY hate the White Sox. Like, a lot more than we hate the Tigers. Well damn, some people are bitter that their underachieving, overpaid team of fat guys and Verlander isn't living up to expectations. Enough to wish physical harm on Sale. That's some classless s*** right there. That'd be like me wishing Prince gained so much mass he'd collapse on himself like a blackhole and cease to exist. Last guy is right, Karma is a b****, as they've learned for wishing bodily harm on people. And no matter what happens... http://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM?t=40s

Gordon...Paulie...AJ...Olmedo... Oh my god. Especially Gordon. Those outfits. Then Gavin being a boring mother f***er with a black polo.

I own a MacBook (for school) and have to use Macs at the J-School and still don't understand why the f*** Jobs got rid of the right click.

QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ Aug 26, 2012 -> 10:24 PM) she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho

QUOTE (Jake @ Aug 26, 2012 -> 11:19 PM) I think Tyler Flowers could be a very decent everyday catcher. I'm not about to dump AJ, though. This. If some team wants him as a trade throw in, great. I wouldn't prefer him to AJ though.

Team of destiny.

QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Aug 26, 2012 -> 04:39 PM) Hawk is one bad call away from an all out meltdown. I feel it'd be pretty awesome.

Wait, what the f*** just happened?