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date night. saw YOUNG ADULT. what. the. f***. was. that? Wish he'd spent the 10 bucks on a couple more shots instead.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 25, 2011 -> 07:10 PM) DeAndre Jordan, Serge Ibaka, JaVale McGee, Joakim Noah. Which one doesn't belong? Noah is second-tier caliber athletic. While training to become a turnaround teacher, I learned the ins and outs of a classroom management technique called DO NOT ENGAGE. I usually use it when kids twice my size try to intimidate me or otherwise act out in class. Now I see that it can be used here on SoxTalk as well. Thanks for helping me get my money's worth, J4L.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Dec 25, 2011 -> 07:04 PM) And Joakim Noah is clearly not athletic. I'm glad YOU addressed this one. Thanks.

oh no they didn't! awesome. also, I think i'm getting kicked out of my condo for screaming so loudly.

I want to put krazy glue on noah's hands. Hang onto that board, don't knock it out of bounds.

plenty of game left. why are we playing this panicky 1on1 crap? slowww it wayyyy dowwnnn, please.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 25, 2011 -> 04:02 PM) 4:23 tip for The Bulls. Thank God.

Also, could we just rename this boston/ny game FlopFest 2012? season just started, boys. pace yourselves.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Dec 25, 2011 -> 01:17 PM) LOL "5 Golden Rings" with Steve Kerr standing there smiling, wearing hardware. Anybody got a link to that 12 days of Christmas Bud commercial? The Steve Kerr spot was delightful.

QUOTE (Nokona @ Dec 22, 2011 -> 01:26 PM) I want to believe. THIS.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Dec 21, 2011 -> 09:35 PM) Kenny's rebuilding is going to be the following. Attaching tradable chips to boat anchors hoping someone takes them. Asking ridiculous returns for players. Then saying f*** it. Lets go for it. ALL IN 2.0 if this weren't so close to truthville, it'd be hilarious.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Dec 21, 2011 -> 05:25 PM) The post-injury noah from last year, absolutely. The pre-injury Noah, absolutely not. I just don't know which one we get. I'm basing this on pure faith--nothing scientific, mind you-- but I think he's gonna be alright. Noah's motivated to win, especially with the addition of Rip taking some of the pressure off everyone. I'm excited about this season. With so many games packed in so tightly, heart is gonna be a HUGE factor in 2012. Wonder how long it will take for Miami to start b****ing and turn on itself?

QUOTE (bmags @ Dec 21, 2011 -> 11:50 AM) Hypothetical question: If the lakers asked for boozer + noah would you do it? nope.

QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Dec 21, 2011 -> 12:42 AM) Retirement I assume for sure! that's gotta be it.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Dec 20, 2011 -> 11:00 PM) Its his contract extension. yep, thanks. I forgot... seems like old news.

umm, wtf is this? ROSE ANNOUNCEMENT WEDNESDAY. Chicago Bulls set to host press conference Wednesday featuring Derrick Rose, John Paxson, Gar Forman, and Tom Thibodeau. BullsTV to stream the press conference live on Bulls.com at 11:00 AM CT from the Berto Center.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Dec 20, 2011 -> 10:12 PM) With what is going to a a grueling season, the Bulls depth is going to be huge. a sight for a Chicago fan's sore eyes, they are. Thank God.

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Dec 5, 2011 -> 02:54 PM) You have won the internet, sir. LOVE. ALL OF THIS.

ring, ring... Hello Donovan? Yeah, what's up bro? Whatchyu got goin on the next 4 weeks or so? Let's get together soon. This job is HARD. Thx. --C. Hanie

new 2011-12 Schedule POSTED! My Christmas Day lineup-- presents. pancakes. heat v. MAVS 1pm. BULLS v. lakers 4pm. BEARS v. packers 7pm. YES. http://www.nba.com/gameline/20111216/

HOORAY!!!!! BULLS vs. Lakers on Christmas Night!

As a less-than-domestically-talented single woman, I was happy to stay at home and catch up on work stuff with football on the tv, but then my Dad called. "Did you eat?" "Yes." "No you didn't. Meet me at Bar Louie in 20 mins." Awesome. Tuscan chicken cavatappi and 2 pints of hard cider... Just like the Pilgrims, right? Happy Thanksgiving!

QUOTE (G&T @ Nov 20, 2011 -> 08:52 PM) I guess you and Dan McNeil can mourn that loss. good one.

Pat Mannelly out for season with busted knee. perfect. :/

QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Nov 13, 2011 -> 02:21 AM) C'mon now, less than 5% of this country has a masters degree, and 7/8 of players are borderline retarded. seriously... just laughed out loud at this. Also, I was interested enough in the actual number to check it out: According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 9.4% of the U.S. population holds a graduate degree. hmm, I'm surprised it's that high.