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soxmaniac!

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  1. Who needs statistics when you have a pair of eyes?
  2. It's been said before, Cats McShaggin should play 3rd. Despite how he looks, he aint no p*ssy at the plate
  3. GO! GO GO SOX! GO GO WAMMO! GO GO GO SOX! GO HO HO!
  4. starting with that bolded part, this post is just pessimistically annoying.
  5. fangraphs article on Quintizzle http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php...-jose-quintana/
  6. im intrigued, tell me more. im imagining him bumping coke off a strippers cooter with a midget in a hotel room
  7. why drink piss when you can drink water? keystone > old style
  8. Floyd just has to sack up and start pitching well. His cold streak is just longer than usual.
  9. 6-5 sox with an epic outburst from hawk on the umpires
  10. George Washington is turning in his grave right now... Him and our forefathers accomplished all they did while drinking beers and probably wearing beaver pelts on their head. Buehrle and his unamerican self can stay down there and rot with that communist Fidel-lover.
  11. It doesn't matter greg. It's a well known fact that buehrle isn't a fan of beer. He isn't worth the contract he got.
  12. that's actually the same qualification ozzie used when making the lineup card and assigning positions. he may not have been able to play CF anymore, but god damnit would getting a beer with ken griffey jr be sweet
  13. If i had a gun with 2 bullets in a room with hitler, osama, and ozzie, i would shoot ozzie twice.
  14. Throw him in Pennsylvania's s***tiest prison and let him get torn apart by his inmates
  15. keon barnum supposedly has lighttower power
  16. whoa man, try not to be too blindly optimistic there
  17. How much longer before robin sends him to the pen in favor of Quintizzle? Sure, he pitched a perfect game, but he hasn't done jack since then. Jose has shown so far that he is capable of being our 5th man, and Humber can replace trashy Zach Stewart as a long reliever. How many more starts before Robin pulls him from the starting role?
  18. our outfield is pretty deep and we have good prospects in our system. i see no reason to overpay for soler power
  19. i like it. jordan dunks if he is doing good, jordan stanks if he is doing bad
  20. until i can think of a nickname for you, ill just call you negative nancy
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