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I wondered the same but I assumed I was reading it wrong or he was saying that the pitcher blows. But if he really nicknamed Eloy "Heblows" then yeah ban his ass

I understand it fully. He can absolutely smoke a baseball. That's the obsession. Problem is, like you said, he stinks.

Right

@Jack Parkman I know you didn't. Jack did

Giolito is great after 1 start. Chris Sale may never be the same after 1 start. #logic

Garcia has swung at the bounced-in-breaking-ball 74 times today

You were trashing Giolito last year so at some point between October and February you decided to get a wild hair up your ass for no reason. Besides some nonsense like "it can't be worse for Lucas" absolutely nothing has changed to lead you to believe he'll be much better. You're truly the ultimate contrarian.

McCann blows ass

Rosenthal is connecting Keuchel and SD, btw

Because the last time they ran a promotion like this, a fan won $170,000. More importantly $170,000 went to a charity. Also, it's a charity 1) ran by your favorite baseball team that 2) helps less fortunate communities throughout Chicago. Be better.

Uh no, she's one of the heads of White Sox Charities you dope

And Alonso did the same

Abreu hammered that

Yet you were panicking about Lopez's (and Sale's) velocity after a single start

You guys and girls ready for Eloy's first career homer?

He's also quicker to the plate from the stretch

Admittedly I didn't see much ST action but Giolito's wind up looks different, almost like he's now short arming it, Bartolo Colon style

Probably until it warms up outside

A fair offer? They offered about 17% less than the Padres to the tune of 50 million dollars

Strike 1 to Abreu was quite literally 6" inside

It wasn't missing out on Machado? You're a moron

Diakite, the center for the UVA basketball team, looks identical facially to Eloy ?

Ball 4 and ball 5 to Eloy and he's struck out looking

I'd say Anderson is important as well but yes that's about all

How do you even figure this