Jose Abreu

Aaaaaaannnnnddddd it's gone. Er, deleted.

Some of these fan tweets trying to start rumors are amusing. "BREAKING NEWS! Masahiro Tanaka signs a 7 yr/ 285 Mil deal with the Brew Crew!"

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 09:14 PM) Brought up the name, "Tanaka," to 2 people at owners meetings this morning. They both had the same response: Beware of the Cubs. "Are you sure they didn't say beware of Clark The Cub?"

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 09:14 PM) Here's something to kill your erection: Per Jayson Stark: Maybe it's good he's warming to Chicago. God knows why the hell he would want to pitch for Cuba besides money. So you're saying he's going to Cuba to pitch in that league? Damn, no major league for Tanaka.

QUOTE (StRoostifer @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 08:48 PM) How about " beavis and butthead" , even though Boers and Bern's aren't as intelligent. How about "Beef and Broccoli" because one is fat and the other is skinny (just judging by their voices)

Ok let's move away from this sexual orientation discussion shall we...

OK Dan Hayes you can stfu. That's the thirteenth tweet he's had in the past 3 days saying that we're not getting Tanaka.

QUOTE (Al Lopez's Ghost @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 08:24 PM) Same here. Except for the erection part. +1

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 04:00 PM) This site became Chaveztalk at the trade deadline in 05. It was fun. People argued, lines were drawn, eyeballs were gouged, and then the trade deadline passed and Crede remained the starter How many pages were in the thread?

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jan 15, 2014 -> 03:56 PM) Im not sure about that, but Eric Chavez singlehandedly changed this entire website for a day Wait, what?

“I wouldn’t say I’m anxious but I want to start,” Abreu said. “I want to get it going. That’s why I’m going to come back in on Feb. 3 and get it going here.”

“We try to keep in mind that it’s Jan. 14 and we still have a ways to go,” Hahn said. “But just watching Jose go through his work, you saw that professionalism as well as the plus-plus power on display today in only his first couple of rounds of BP. He’s a very serious hitter. He’s one who goes up there with a plan and has a great deal of ability and it’s going to be fun to see how this plays out over the next couple of years.”

“That’s a strong man right here,” hitting coach Todd Steverson said of Abreu. “That’s a big man. He has a nice smooth, compact approach. He didn’t try to do too much with the ball and the ball was flying off his bat. I think he has a nice bright future coming up with him.”

As a tribute to MJ's Barons career, we now have the Nike Air Jordan Barons. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-leag...11542--mlb.html

Can we get a thread title change?

Kosuke Fukodome was on the team, people. The article writer and commenters of the article fail to realize this

Slim Jim

Ferris Bueller

Actually, once I posted something about Abreu and another user asked me why I was typing in 3rd person. This was just a couple weeks ago. Wasn't really my idea nor do I enjoy doing it/think it's funny, but if I don't make a comment about me talking in the 3rd person, some smartash will do it and it just becomes a big cycle.

I am releasing an official media statement on those complaining about my username shortly.

QUOTE (Jose Paniagua @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 02:00 PM) He's going to have a 40/40 year. 40 HR and 40 RBI. Because of our lineup

I thought he got married in October. Oh well. Congrats Gordon

QUOTE (beautox @ Jan 12, 2014 -> 11:18 PM) Yes, heres to hoping he defects next year and Dayan proves he is a capable ML hitter and moves over to DH Isn't Alfredo getting old for a max contract in MLB? Is he 28 yet?

QUOTE (beautox @ Jan 12, 2014 -> 10:05 PM) 290/360/520 25HR 9%BB 18%K Alfredo Despaigne? Is that your picture?