Chris Sale

I would never get in trouble doing this kind of thing but ngl I think this is funny. Doesn’t hurt anyone and the astros deserve to be disrespected

Abreu rounding back into form as the summer heats up. Love to see it

Tough conditions for the ball to fly rn. It’s pouring out there

Wow should have been a double play. Simmons is having himself a game

Reverse jinx FTW

You were saying?

Are you sure? Personally I think the man can handle a rifle

AV!! Let’s go! Finally some HRs!!

It's gonna suck when all of these missed opportunities come back to bite us...

Nice inning Codi! Ngl I was worried about bringing him in, and he was aided by a poor approach by the Blue Jays hitters, but tbh that changeup followed by a fast sinker is a great recipe for ground balls, which is what he induced. He was on and hopefully that gross ERA trends downward from here on out

Ump squeezing Heuer now

Why Heuer instead of Crochet here??

Engel’s back baby!!! Huge insurance HR, huge for his confidence moving forward

Terrible AB Jake Lamb

This ump must be a Canadian

Lynn is a professional pitcher. I really want this W for him today

Yep and he got a free strike in that AB. Seemed like cosmic payback for the bad call to strike out Vlad tho

Bad throw to first by Lynn but we catch a bit of a break with bad baserunning by Bichette doesn’t matter in the end as Lynn strikes out the side!

I’m so so on it. He was already warm

I wonder if Liam is pissed off he won’t get a save opportunity. Oh well. Good problem to have. What a game!

Even more shocking pickoff would be nice to score a run today

Yep. Sadly there are few alternatives among current personnel. But Marshall had an aberrational couple years. He’s been terrible most of his career and he’s regressed to the mean

I think start him off there. I don’t trust this bullpen sadly

Nice job Tony

Ugh the lineup is so bad lol.