Really though, they don't suck. Everyone blows calls, it'll happen
How many times do you sit there and go "ah he was safe" and then they show the slowest of slo mo replays and you can see he was in fact out
They do a pretty solid job, and it's not an easy job to do. Hell i ump 12-14 year old travel games and those aren't the easiest things to do. I'm sure it'd be easier if there were 4 people instead of just myself the majority of the time, though
You an umpire... because I was once a soccer referee