Time to give those Cubs a hard time in the Central. Looking to make a splash and I just might be persuaded to part with McCutcheon. Who wants a star?

 

Neal Huntington

Time to give those Cubs a hard time in the Central. Looking to make a splash and I just might be persuaded to part with McCutcheon. Who wants a star?

 

Neal Huntington

What's his contract status Neal?

-RH

What'da you offering again Andy? And can I meet Magic Johnson if we do consummate a deal??

-Rh

 

Urias, Puig, Bellinger, Alvarez, Lux, and Calhoun for Quintana, Frazier and Jennings.

What's his contract status Neal?

-RH

 

It's a steal of a deal really. $14M next year, and a team option for $14.75 in '18.

What's up Billy boy?

 

Rick,

 

How's it going buddy? I'm looking to get in the Frazier derby possibly and slide Yunel back to SS. What did you have in mind?

Rick,

 

How's it going buddy? I'm looking to get in the Frazier derby possibly and slide Yunel back to SS. What did you have in mind?

Your farms totally depleted buddy. Sorry Charlie.

Urias, Puig, Bellinger, Alvarez, Lux, and Calhoun for Quintana, Frazier and Jennings.

Deal. Write it up and send it to the commish.

 

Hey Luhnow, I think McCutcheon would look real good in an Astros uniform, and catapault your team to the Series. I could send him your way for Bregman, Moran, and Musgrove.

Hey Luhnow, I think McCutcheon would look real good in an Astros uniform, and catapault your team to the Series. I could send him your way for Bregman, Moran, and Musgrove.

 

Sorry, day late and a dollar short. He's sent to the Sox for Sale.

Deal. Write it up and send it to the commish.

Approved!

 

Great work guys...you made my Friday entertaining.

So far this offseason the White Sox have:

 

Added:

Urias

Puig

Bellinger

Alvarez

Lux

Calhoun

 

Under Comissioner Review:

Chris Sale for Bregman, Martes, Tucker, Moran, and Whitley.

 

Lost:

Quintana

Frazier

Jennings

 

Still Listening On:

Abreu

Robertson

Melky

Eaton

Jones

Lawrie

So far this offseason the White Sox have:

 

Added:

Urias

Puig

Bellinger

Alvarez

Lux

Calhoun

 

Under Comissioner Review:

Chris Sale for Bregman, Martes, Tucker, Moran, and Whitley.

 

Lost:

Quintana

Frazier

Jennings

 

Still Listening On:

Abreu

Robertson

Melky

Eaton

Jones

Lawrie

 

What's to review on our deal? It's a perfectly fair trade for Sale.

 

 

Also I would like to talk Nate Jones. What's it gona take?

What's to review on our deal? It's a perfectly fair trade for Sale.

 

 

Also I would like to talk Nate Jones. What's it gona take?

Seems like there was some backlash from the Commissions office. Am I mistaken, you got the go ahead?

 

Nate Jones, I'm not in any hurry to move him.

 

Gonna go pour a box of cherry-o's into the toilet and see if I can sink them all with my piss.

 

Night,

-RH

So far this offseason the White Sox have:

 

Added:

Urias

Puig

Bellinger

Alvarez

Lux

Calhoun

 

Under Comissioner Review:

Chris Sale for Bregman, Martes, Tucker, Moran, and Whitley.

 

Lost:

Quintana

Frazier

Jennings

 

Still Listening On:

Abreu

Robertson

Melky

Eaton

Jones

Lawrie

 

Keep up the good work.

Seems like there was some backlash from the Commissions office. Am I mistaken, you got the go ahead?

 

Nate Jones, I'm not in any hurry to move him.

 

Gonna go pour a box of cherry-o's into the toilet and see if I can sink them all with my piss.

 

Night,

-RH

 

Eh. It's probably people butthurt because I anted up for Sale

Rick, Keep up the good work my man. If I had another term I'd consider you for .. for.. , well some sort of position. Remember, nothing in life is guaranteed ( well except the name of Sox Park ( haha I crack myself up ). Hey no me being on crack jokes back from you. Did I have a point to make ? Oh yea nothing in life is guaranteed so take risks ,be brave and stand your ground. Did I already say nothing in life is guaranteed? OK I did but that goes double with the new admin .

 

Any who looking forward to throwing out the 1st pitch on opening day in 2017.

 

Barack Obama

 

 

P.S. f*** the Cubs

Rick, Keep up the good work my man. If I had another term I'd consider you for .. for.. , well some sort of position. Remember, nothing in life is guaranteed ( well except the name of Sox Park ( haha I crack myself up ). Hey no me being on crack jokes back from you. Did I have a point to make ? Oh yea nothing in life is guaranteed so take risks ,be brave and stand your ground. Did I already say nothing in life is guaranteed? OK I did but that goes double with the new admin .

 

Any who looking forward to throwing out the 1st pitch on opening day in 2017.

 

Barack Obama

 

 

P.S. f*** the Cubs

Hey B-Dawg.

 

Thanks for the note of encouragement. You know how negotiations are. Just like you don't negotiate with terrorists, we don't negotiate with the Cubs. Let me know if anyone in your cabinet needs legal advice.

 

Can hook you up pro bono.

 

Excuse me, have to poop.

-RH