If Palka ever learned how to walk, he’d be a pretty good offensive player. 

Just now, southsider2k5 said:

PALKA PARTY!

We shouldn't Dare to be Stupid should we? 

1 minute ago, The Sir said:

Did I hear Benetti say "Palk-smash"? I haven't been watching lately...is that a new creation?

Yeah he says that. Palka seems to hit his homeruns in big situations to give the Sox the lead

15 minutes ago, Jack Parkman said:

 

All runs today with two outs, fwiw.

 

Hulka has to be the single biggest story for the Sox this year.

440 foot homer...very reminiscent of Pasqua.

 

Edited August 5, 20187 yr by caulfield12

15 minutes ago, Scoots said:

Engel has infinity lives. That being said, Leury and Avi are like glass houses. Take the good with the bad with them I suppose.

You shouldn't throw stones in them?

Just now, Jack Parkman said:

We shouldn't Dare to be Stupid should we? 

I would love to see someone photoshop Palkas face on to that album cover.

Palka is gonna fuck around and lead our team in homers this year, watch.

I keep going back and forth between who I like more: Delmonico or Palka. Both have been exceptional since the all-star break 

RT @scottmerkin: Palka just hit one to Clearwater. White Sox three outs away from their first four game winning streak this season

I already said that, Merk. ?

Viera time?

3 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

I would love to see someone photoshop Palkas face on to that album cover.

That would make a great signature. It would be all kinds of awesomeness. You win the day, sir. 

Edited August 5, 20187 yr by Jack Parkman

Literally using worst pitcher on the roster as closer

3 minutes ago, Soxnfins said:

If Palka ever learned how to walk, he’d be a pretty good offensive player. 

Yeah, that'd help, but even without many walks, the dude has an OPS of .785. Extrapolated over a full year, the dude would get something like 65 XBHs, including 35 homeruns. He's earning his spot, AFAIC.

Ohhh great....

1 minute ago, fathom said:

Literally using worst pitcher on the roster as closer

Was just thinking the same thing. Some days it feels like the choice of reliever is purely based on rest

Um why aren't they playing prevent double defense?

Only 2 more months of Santiago and Shields. Just 2 more.

Palka is more fun to watch than Moncada right now.

I wonder if any MLB team would honestly trade a fucking rosin bag for Santiago. He’s so terrible.

White Sox haven’t swept a single series this season...didn’t realize that, but not necessarily surprising.

Last five games in the series decided by exactly one run.

Just now, soxfan49 said:

I wonder if any MLB team would honestly trade a fucking rosin bag for Santiago. He’s so terrible.

He'd already be gone.

Santiago throwing everything on the outside part of the plate. Very predictable right now.

Who's warming?

Just now, soxfan49 said:

I wonder if any MLB team would honestly trade a fucking rosin bag for Santiago. He’s so terrible.

If they DFA him after the game I'd have no complaints. Santiago blows chunks. 

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