LOL Dylan Cease. He can go from great to crap to great again. That was a great 5th inning.

2 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

I can’t believe we keep running Yolmer out there everyday.  I’m 100% serious when I say this, but I’d rather take my chances with Goins & Mendick in the reserve IF role next year even if Sanchez took a big discount to come back.

Who else is going to carry the Gatorade cooler? 

1 minute ago, EloyRedGloveSWAG said:

Who else is going to carry the Gatorade cooler? 

I’m sure Goins would happily take on that extra responsibility in exchange for a major league role.

I’ll admit I’m hungover as fuck, but this guest announcer is absolutely brutal.

I’m pretty sure I’m faster than Jon Jay. Damn he’s slowed down

Good grief why does losing look so dumb. 

Can we just fire Jon Jay already...

I’m pretty sure Jay is 50 years old. Another terrible send by Capra, but what else is new.

Just now, pcq said:

Good grief why does losing look so dumb. 

Because the bad players on this team are really freaking bad 

Just now, pcq said:

Good grief why does losing look so dumb. 

LOL I like this quote. Will use it. 

1 minute ago, fathom said:

I’m pretty sure Jay is 50 years old. Another terrible send by Capra, but what else is new.

Capra seems to be pretty horrible at sending guys.  I wish there was an easy way to pull the stats because I’d wager we have more guys thrown out at home plate than the vast majority of the league.

13 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

I’ll admit I’m hungover as fuck, but this guest announcer is absolutely brutal.

I wasn’t crazy about him until he said Betty White was a terrible person. Fan for life. 

Awful outfielder alert

9 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

I’ll admit I’m hungover as fuck, but this guest announcer is absolutely brutal.

Where’s Bill Walton when you need him? Need to inject some Walton enthusiasm into these low energy, cringe SNL dweebs. Why are these guys here again? Didn’t realize there were a lot White Sox fans on SNL and The Office 

1 minute ago, EloyRedGloveSWAG said:

Where’s Bill Walton when you need him? Need to inject some Walton enthusiasm into these low energy, cringe SNL dweebs. Why are these guys here again? Didn’t realize there were a lot White Sox fans on SNL and The Office 

Schur was great last night.  This is painful today.  I don’t care if you’re monotone, but at least know baseball.

Benetti is almost intolerable.  

It’s hard to tell the difference between Reed and Skole. Both seem incapable of hitting a low pitch.  It’s time to let Collins sink or swim and stop wasting valuable development time

This dude is getting worse to listen to by the inning...

3 minutes ago, fathom said:

It’s hard to tell the difference between Reed and Skole. Both seem incapable of hitting a low pitch.  It’s time to let Collins sink or swim and stop wasting valuable development time

100% agree.

Benetti is such a candyass  and that has been further exposed without Stone in the booth.

And you can put it on the board. Detwiller is mediocre trash. I’d say this ball game is just about ova. Depressed now. It’s after five time to start drinking. 

Probably 1/4 of the players on this 25 roster shouldn't be on a major league 40 man roster.

Really pathetic effort today

47 minutes ago, tray said:

Benetti is almost intolerable.  

Hes not being given much to work with

Eloy getting hot like this is MASSIVE.