Damn, he missed that by an inch 

I had a GF one time that said she hated how I would always do a "status report" on our relationship and go over things that had happened endlessly. That is exactly what John does all the time. We really don't need this constant "status report" on the club, especially after a single win. 

Benintendi is a doubles machine.

Wacha lucky so far. Tauchman and Beni both smoked it. Could be 2-0 right now.

Here comes a 3 run bomb by Teel.

what a meatball.

How the f*** did he not know where the ball was?

That was fair. More bullshit. 

how the hell is that a foul ball he caught it front of the fucking bag and it was clearly in play.

7 minutes ago, PaleAleSox said:

That was fair. More bullshit. 

it didn't even look particularly close on replay. he clearly caught it in fair ground.

that change is floating. 

WTF is John talking about? I have seen 5x or 10x the baseball John has in his life and I've heard of a guy getting hit in the cage maybe half a dozen times, at most. It does not happen often, wtf?

How did Robert miss that pitch

several good pitches to hit here just fouled off and lol swings through a meatball for the K.  he's not fixed, he just hit a couple bloops.

Robert that pitch was a cookie and a half. Good god. 

7 minutes ago, fathom said:

How did Robert miss that pitch

because John did his epic jinx routine where he talks like the Sox magically fixed him.

misses his spot 3-0 by a foot and ump calls a ball a strike. Robots.

8 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

several good pitches to hit here just fouled off and lol swings through a meatball for the K.  he's not fixed, he just hit a couple bloops.

It looks like he’s getting his foot down way too late 

WELCOME BACK ELKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elko!  This is a good pitcher for him

7 minutes ago, fathom said:

It looks like he’s getting his foot down way too late 

I really don't know WTF he's doing. He'd be better off almost not even striding. He's a mess. 

It’s great having someone who can punish mistakes 

f*** yea. That's the power we need at this park.

Timmy my sweet baby. 

7 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

I really don't know WTF he's doing. He'd be better off almost not even striding. He's a mess. 

It just looks so awkward