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1 minute ago, WestEddy said:

I loves me some SS2k5 and WS23, and will wipe my own drunken vomit off my hand in my pants pocket before I high five them. Give it up, my homilies!!

I’m still pounding Silver Bullets, but I would have the respect to show you the best piss spot in my backyard to relieve yourself. But if you are vomiting, stay home, as I don’t hang out with lightweights.

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    I was going to post an animated gif of Cartman from South Park saying “FU Kyle” but I thought better of it and will instead agree to your terms.

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    77 Hitmen

    Yes, no need to rub it in to us that the Sox chased away a good announcer and replaced him with a total hack.

Ok, but if they bring back the Nationwide jingle, I'm Out.

23 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

I’m still pounding Silver Bullets, but I would have the respect to show you the best piss spot in my backyard to relieve yourself. But if you are vomiting, stay home, as I don’t hang out with lightweights.

I just got back from a beer garden night, cleaned out the fridge of beer, and still can't catch a buzz. Switched to box wine. Haven't thrown up drunk since I was a wee lad. The main thing I remember from that time was the Brandy Manhattans taste the same way coming up as they did going down.

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33 minutes ago, WestEddy said:

I just got back from a beer garden night, cleaned out the fridge of beer, and still can't catch a buzz. Switched to box wine. Haven't thrown up drunk since I was a wee lad. The main thing I remember from that time was the Brandy Manhattans taste the same way coming up as they did going down.

I hope that's good for washing down crow. You'll need it.

1 hour ago, WestEddy said:

I just got back from a beer garden night, cleaned out the fridge of beer, and still can't catch a buzz. Switched to box wine. Haven't thrown up drunk since I was a wee lad. The main thing I remember from that time was the Brandy Manhattans taste the same way coming up as they did going down.

Have another drink and be somebody, lightweight. I’m still pounding away.

1 hour ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

Have another drink and be somebody, lightweight. I’m still pounding away.

dude, I'm an old polak. I drink tables under the table, and don't even know WTF's going on. I've had people's bosses come to my office the next day asking me why I tried to kill their assistant (who tried to initiate a shot drinking contest). We got game.

3 hours ago, WestEddy said:

dude, I'm an old polak. I drink tables under the table, and don't even know WTF's going on. I've had people's bosses come to my office the next day asking me why I tried to kill their assistant (who tried to initiate a shot drinking contest). We got game.

Sleep it off and be ready for tonight's game, this season isn't over just yet, Sox have a Division to win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 hours ago, wegner said:

Ok, but if they bring back the Nationwide jingle, I'm Out.

Wegner is on your siiiiiiiiide

10 hours ago, Kyyle23 said:

That entire era of comedians is special. A different breed, still had a big vaudevillian feel to their acts

Funny this thread went this way as my White Sox text hate watch sting got into old David Letterman clips recently. Maybe I was young and bored but man that was great late night TV in the early 80s

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1 minute ago, Harry Chappas said:

Funny this thread went this way as my White Sox text hate watch sting got into old David Letterman clips recently. Maybe I was young and bored but man that was great late night TV in the early 80s

Dave was really fun. He had some regrettable moments but so many hilarious bits. Who was the old man he used to send out on the street to ask questions? They had a funny bit where they would send him out to report the temperature when it was like -8 degrees outside all week and all I remember was that man could do no wrong, everything he said was hilarious

20 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said:

Dave was really fun. He had some regrettable moments but so many hilarious bits. Who was the old man he used to send out on the street to ask questions? They had a funny bit where they would send him out to report the temperature when it was like -8 degrees outside all week and all I remember was that man could do no wrong, everything he said was hilarious

Larry "Bud" Melman

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31 minutes ago, Harry Chappas said:

Larry "Bud" Melman

That’s right! Lmao him and Richard Simmons were hilarious when Dave would bring them In out of nowhere.

I found out later that Simmons didn’t like it when Dave made him wear a suit instead of his normal workout shorts and shirt for the show, but man when he walked out and looked so uncomfortable I couldn’t stop laughing

I love you all!!!

29 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said:

That’s right! Lmao him and Richard Simmons were hilarious when Dave would bring them In out of nowhere.

I found out later that Simmons didn’t like it when Dave made him wear a suit instead of his normal workout shorts and shirt for the show, but man when he walked out and looked so uncomfortable I couldn’t stop laughing

I will go to my grave swearing that this was the funniest thing Richard Simmons ever did in his whole life.

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