I4E breaks the ice with this little gem.

 

 

Would they teach "blow jobs" in the schools?

 

No one would ever complain about homework if they did!

 

In reply to Jason's statemeant " I get that crap a few times a week." in the "How would you like to make 9 million?" thread

 

Damn, that's how you pay for all this  

QUote from the chatroom while we're playing trivia:

 

[5/10] Question: Who founded the boy scouts of America?

Michael Jackson

x-hint

HAHAHAHA

ANTHONY

HAHAHAHAHA

lol yes

I try to be funny.. im glad I was able to make the quotes page

I try to be funny.. im glad I was able to make the quotes page 

It's good to join the club, isn't it?

yes... i feel like im one of the guys now

 

It brings a tear to my eye, but then my testosterone quickly sucks it back in

Because we all can relate to poppy's predictions...from greasywheels121

 

i love it!

 

After Poppy predicted the Sox would lose 8-1 to the Twins may 14th...

 

Poppy, if the Sox didn't play the games and you were what determined our record, we'd be f***ing 0-31 right now. Give it a break

that sox man's speech was pretty funny

yes... i feel like im one of the guys now

 

It brings a tear to my eye, but then my testosterone quickly sucks it back in

Damn, you got on twice...I just noticed that.

 

Bastard, you are one ahead of me :finger

Flippedoutpunk on gay marriages....

 

Let the gays get married, who cares. That way you might end up going out with a girl that has a hot lesbian mom, and you can watch her mom make out with her hot wife, and it would be totally normal.

This is joeynach's first post on Soxtalk. He's going to fit right in I think.

 

The post was in Photo Album and How Does That Work?

 

I cant view any of the pics in the hot chicks thread. Ill i get is a red x instead of the pic. However i can see the pics fine in the thread below labeled "a few sox park pics" or whatever it is. What is going on here, why cant i see the pics.

 

Hot Chicks Thread still lives on

BEGOOD Comes to his friends for help

 

My car is leakin power stearing fluid, and I dont mean like a drop every minnute, I mean a drop ever other second.  How much is it to get it fixed so it stops leakin power stearing fluid?......So far people are telling me under $200 which is a good thing. 

 

From The Cheat

 

Power steering is overrated -- Back in my day cars could only turn left. -- If you wanted to make a right turn, you had to go a block past the street you wanted to turn on and make three lefts.

 

And finally from YASNY

Which is how NASCAR got its start.  

 

 

That is the funniest 1-2-3 I've read here in a long time

Ah these are all quality, especially flippedoutpunk and YASNY.

 

Another good one, from the hot chick thread.

 

tony82087: BTW, in that Bikin picture, doesnt [Lohan's] right arm look odd???

 

Metallisox: She has arms?

Flippedoutpunk on gay marriages....

Steff in the NASCAR vs Dodgeball thread

 

From the looks of this thread... pulling the bunched up BVD's out of a few uptights asses would also be considered a sport.

From Steff

 

I'm out of that mix. Thankfully...

 

From Wong and Owens

 

Hmmm, then there goes my theory as to the identity of the topless yodeller on the roof of the IHOP on Roosevelt and Mannheim

 

Steff's priceless reply

 

Definitely wasn't me.. that place is so nasty I wouldn't use their parking lot to make a U-turn. :puke

 

YES!!!!

 

TWO in one week!!

Texsox in the thread about soxtalk going down.

ChiSoxFn is strolling outside when he spots a falling star

"Oh, I wish she would go down tonight, it's been sooooo long"

How was his fairy God Mother to know he didn't mean Soxtalk?