http://www.humanforsale.com/

$1,613,730.00

 

"Average value for a male is $1,809,985.00"

So I visit too many porno sites and watch too much TV, sue me!

"You are worth exactly $2,381,788.00"

 

 

sweet

1.7+

 

I guess high school students are not worth much on the market floor

$1,613,730.00

 

"Average value for a male is $1,809,985.00"

So I visit too many porno sites and watch too much TV, sue me! 

are you sure it wasn't the 3 inch penis that did you in

You are worth exactly $1,921,150.00

8 dollars???? What the f***???

8 dollars???? What the f***???

8 bucks??

 

I payed 10 bucks for the illeterate homeless guy I bought to do my homework and clean the dishes. He drinks, smokes, injects, stalks women, is extremely grotesque, looks at porn constantly, tries to suffocate me in my sleep and has attempted suicide at least a dozen times.

 

I'd hate to see what type of baggage an 8 dollar person comes with.

$1,349,000.00

8 bucks??

 

I payed 10 bucks for the illeterate homeless guy I bought to do my homework and clean the dishes.  He drinks, smokes, injects, stalks women, is extremely grotesque, looks at porn constantly, tries to suffocate me in my sleep and has attempted suicide at least a dozen times.

 

I'd hate to see what type of baggage an 8 dollar person comes with.

All I'm saying is the ten dollars you gave me turns into eight after taxes.

8 bucks??

 

I payed 10 bucks for the illeterate homeless guy I bought to do my homework and clean the dishes.  He drinks, smokes, injects, stalks women, is extremely grotesque, looks at porn constantly, tries to suffocate me in my sleep and has attempted suicide at least a dozen times.

 

I'd hate to see what type of baggage an 8 dollar person comes with.

I'd have the illiterate homeless guy use a spell check before making your posts.

All I'm saying is the ten dollars you gave me turns into eight after taxes.

Well at least it wasn't the $7 it would have been before Bush was elected [/color=green]

Edited October 24, 200421 yr by southsider2k4

You are worth exactly $2,080,242.00

 

Oh hell yeah!!!

What can I get for 25 cents?

What can I get for 25 cents?

Sorry, you cannot sell yourself. The US Government owns you for a little while longer.

You are worth exactly $1,834,050.00

Sorry, you cannot sell yourself. The US Government owns you for a little while longer. 

Dammit all!!! I was hoping to whore myself out for a pack of spearmint gum.

You are worth exactly $1,270,320.00

 

You are worth exactly $1,976,140.00

2,117,270

 

 

I rock!

You are worth exactly $2,114,782.00

You are worth exactly $2,383,234.00

 

It must be my superior wang...10"

You are worth exactly $1,543,300.00

 

Solid. Could have been worth more though. I left some answers blank.

Edited October 24, 200421 yr by SoxAce

You are worth exactly $2,289,928.00

 

Now let's see how much SPAM we get for entering that little survey

Edited October 24, 200421 yr by Texsox

I'd have the illiterate homeless guy use a spell check before making your posts.

Stupid homeless guy!