Any chance we sign Shawn Estes? I'm sure KW will just say he's been tipping his pitches for the last five years and Coop can fix him.

I don't know, but I heard Ken Hill had one hell of a softball season!!!

only good thing that could come out of winter meetings is that KW has gone insane this week and he shows up dressed up as a ninja... stealthly creeping around the lobby...

Oh god...............LOL

Either Giambi, or the Colorado pitcher released for solicitating a prostitute.

 

White Sox organization specializes in bargain hunting, trash rumaging, and searching for the next Esteban Loaiza.

Kenny: We think Neagle can fill in nicely in the five spot of teh rotation Check out the Numbers from 1995, he just needs a change in sceanery

only good thing that could come out of winter meetings is that KW has gone insane this week and he shows up dressed up as a ninja... stealthly creeping around the lobby...

I'm sorry to waste 2 posts on this, but I am still laughing.

Kenny: We think Neagle can fill in nicely in the five spot of teh rotation    Check out the Numbers from 1995, he just needs a change in sceanery

No way, Neagle paid $40 for that whore... JR won't have that kind of overspending attitude on his team!!!

If we get too far along and plan Z doesnt work.

 

 

The Chicago Whitesox have announced the free agency acquisition of Mike "TwoCan" Smith from Oak Lawn today. He is a 6'2 290 pound right hander who played for Oak Lawn high school and made the varsity team. He was signed to a minor league deal and will be invited to spring training. They have also offered a contract to Prisoner 78634D of Cook County division 9. They are working out a work release program to get him to the south side. KW was quoted as saying "The Whitesox are excited to get two players of this quality this far along in the FA period." "We had a series of scouts who watched as 78634D escaped 4 times and was arrested for theft 10 times. He is a proven stealer and knows how to escape from difficult situations. TwoCan will compete for the 5th starter roll. In his last high school game he lasted 5 innings and struck out 4 against Argo. He brings an electric 82 mph fastball and a A+ curveball. He is excited to leave his work as a best buy sales guy and to get to playing ball for a living. Ozzie Guillen was so excited he passed out when he heard we were getting these types of players. Now our owner has some exciting news.

 

JR " Today we have completed a series of block buster trades. I have traded Mark Buerhle and Garcia to the New York yankees for money and a PTBNL. Paul Konerko was traded with John Garland for Jimmy Vasquez. Javier would cost too much money. Brooks boyer has a new marketing theme " WhiteSox baseball we dont give a crap about you the would be fan" I am going to go home and count my money. Remember the less people who show up the less I have to pay in rent to our landlords.

you doubt KW's ability to pull a stupid move off?

Do you doubt KW's ability to pull off a good move. Have a look at last year FA's in Shingo who was a bargain at $500,000, Politte etc. He's also made some good trades such as the Marte one. KW's not going to be stupid and overpay for a Giambi when he isn't overpaying for starting pitchers like Jaret Wright.

Ozzzie Guillen " fun is winning, winning is fun"

 

Bruce Levine " Did you know you basically accomplished in 2004 the same record

Jerry Manal had

 

Ozzie Guillen" It's ok man Im going use ozzie ball next yr and watch us try to learn

to bunt from the tommy emanski's videos I bought"

 

Reinsdorf " Yeah I just love have our team finished above .500 and since no one

comes here I can go raise tickets.

 

Kenny Willams " Im still flying under the radar, no one knows my superpower

name yet. I will save chisox someday someday

 

Car Everett " I still dont believe in dinosaurs"

 

Bruce Levine " So whare your plans ozzie to help build ur team next season?

 

Ozzie Guillen " I hope to bring back all of 93 whitesox since thats one team we had

good chance win with.

 

Bruce Levine " How about Joe Boarchard?

 

Ozzie " I really wish I can tell you how I feel about him. But kenny the flying under the radar said it be tampering talk about him and I will say he will be starting right fielder due to Kenny thinking how great he was in fall league. Kenny really loved when he got kickd out fall league. He gave him his bonus.

DBAHO

 

Also, this is the most fun thread I've read in awhile, thanks guys for the levity

What's hilarious about the last 5 (s***, probably 12) pages is the Kenny Williams supporters/eternal optimists have abandoned their messiah. The insults are simply overwhelming to counter.

 

EDIT: DBaho broke the streak.

What's hilarious about the last 5 (s***, probably 12) pages is the Kenny Williams supporters/eternal optimists have abandoned their messiah.  The insults are simply overwhelming to counter.

 

EDIT: DBaho broke the streak.

Guilty as charged!!! and you can bet your ass if KW pulls something off I will be the first one on here saying how great he is!!! That's the fun part of being a fan!!!

IF JR is DUMB enough to allow "through thick and thin" as a marketing strategy, "flying udner the radar" is certainly possible.

 

Thankfully we have Brooks Boyer in charge of marketing.

Supposedly, KW has a list of things he wants to accomplish at this weekends winter meetings. By Monday, bank on it, he will be using the standing pat, speech.

Southpaw is confirmed for Soxfest, right???? Because I heard that Seattle just gave him a three year deal.... KW was only going two

We dont need to have tells us what kenny saying. We already know lol. We heard same speech last yr lol

What's hilarious about the last 5 (s***, probably 12) pages is the Kenny Williams supporters/eternal optimists have abandoned their messiah.  The insults are simply overwhelming to counter.

 

EDIT: DBaho broke the streak.

It's only day 1 of FA after arbitration has been offered and about 4 teams have signed FA's today. It's not like every other team in the MLB is going out and signing the players that we have targeted. Wait until the winter meetings are done, and if no moves have been made you can bash KW all you want. Today signing's could make KW more prone to making a deal since he's already missed out on some of his guys (Vizquel and Wright).

Southpaw is confirmed for Soxfest, right????  Because I heard that Seattle just gave him a three year deal.... KW was only going two

Yeah, but Ribbie and Rhubar have been signed to minor-league deals.

Supposedly, KW has a list of things he wants to accomplish at this weekends winter meetings. By Monday, bank on it, he will be using the standing pat, speech.

Yeah, I found his list...

 

1. Go to Disneyland

2. Take picture with goofy

3. Hit Universal Studios

4. Call Bruce Levine tell him "i'm flying under the radar" on some moves

5. See a taping of "The George Lopez Show"

6. Buy mouse ears at airport for kids

Kenny Willams " im flying under the radar and really loaiza is da man coming back wooo"

 

kenny " by the way once somebody sign alomar, we will trade for him at midseason woooooo"

IF JR is DUMB enough to allow "through thick and thin" as a marketing strategy, "flying udner the radar" is certainly possible.

"Six feet under the radar."

Yeah, I found his list...

 

1.  Go to Disneyland

2.  Take picture with goofy

3.  Hit Universal Studios

4.  Call Bruce Levine tell him "i'm flying under the radar" on some moves

5.  See a taping of "The George Lopez Show"

6.  Buy mouse ears at airport for kids

Yeah, and JR wants a receipt for those mouse ears.

Supposedly, KW has a list of things he wants to accomplish at this weekends winter meetings. By Monday, bank on it, he will be using the standing pat, speech.

Man that "list" thing is just another quote that KW can be ripped on about. I don't doubt he said that... where did you hear he said that? That's priceless.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3228400

 

I am sure this has been posted already but the same two headed monster that beat us the last two years in Minny is back to make a run at three years. Radke resigned with minny.

 

More fun for us.

damn, this suddenly turned into WSI.

 

 

Here's a brick wall and a mic for you wannabe comedians... You've added so much original thought to this thread.

Man that "list" thing is just another quote that KW can be ripped on about.  I don't doubt he said that... where did you hear he said that?  That's priceless.

He made it up.