February 22, 200521 yr QUOTE(El Piervizdyeguchansodnik @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 10:04 PM) That is a confusing smilie. Yah, I have no idea how it got on our list of smilies.
February 22, 200521 yr all i had to do was read the title of this thread, and i lmao!!! but ouch, thats gotta hurt...
February 22, 200521 yr If a woman ever cut off my missile, I'd use the same knife to kill both of us. Game over.
February 23, 200521 yr QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 08:56 AM) If a woman ever cut off my missile, I'd use the same knife to kill both of us. Game over. Kill her and claim self defense. What more proof could you need?
February 23, 200521 yr QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 09:56 AM) Kill her and claim self defense. What more proof could you need? Not bad, but that's putting it in the hands of the courts, no thx. Some hot shot attorney would probably claim that I could have easily overpowered a woman but that instead I used excessive deadly force. I'd end up serving time. Even if she's locked up for good, I still have to go the rest of my life hacked up, no thx. Edited February 23, 200521 yr by LosMediasBlancas
February 23, 200521 yr Makes me glad I have a boyfriend. At least I won't have to worry about finding her at singles night at the bar.
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 08:19 PM) Well at least she didn't put it in the garbage disposal instead.... Evil, you're one sick dude.
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 09:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html First off I love the ava...second off thats why I do not let girls tie me up...
February 24, 200521 yr Another good reason to use a glow in the dark condom, makes your severed penis easier to find and keeps all the parts together . . .
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 06:18 PM) Evil, you're one sick dude. Wow, I've never heard that b4
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 08:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html first thought: OWWW! second thought: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(Goldmember @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 01:08 AM) first thought: OWWW! second thought: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since we're on the subject of avatars Goldy, that is the shiz avatar. Melikey.
February 24, 200521 yr QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 08:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html Every time I read one of these stories I can tell you I cringe...ouch!
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