those were all very annoying if they were to be heard.

you got berman dead on.

Hilarious thread.

I spent my time reading this so I believe I'm awarded a reply about this. I laughed at some but I didn't get AJ's or Ozuna's. I don't know why but I didn't get them.

 

Edit: I get Pablo's now.

Edited June 7, 200520 yr by WilliamTell

man, i thought this thread would have died an hour ago. but to respond:

 

i choose BUSINESS ETHICS.

 

yes, i did have some free time today.

 

A.J. was a character on the hit ABC sitcom, Step by Step. Clearly not funny.

 

they all weren't meant to be funny. there's only so many that can truly be funny. i was trying to amuse, as opposed to debating the merits between frank thomas and joe randa.

 

and feel free to come up with your own. berman is a millionaire, and he never once used orel "sex" hersheiser or richie "anal" sexson.

 

oh, the avatar -- i found it on some other message board a friend posts on, and stole it.

Edited June 7, 200520 yr by jerseysox

:headshake

Edgar "Diarrhea/Gonorrhea" Renteria

 

 

i always liked Edgar "I don't practice" Renteria and Bronson "Hello, Hello, I'm at a place called" Arroyo

I like the Gload and Dye ones best.

I don't get the Garland one. I could understand it if his name was "Garnish". It seems Jon "Christmas" Garland would work better.

Scott "Peas in a" Podsednik

Ross "Droppin' a" Gload

Mark "Kerry Wood's Mother Is Quite" Buehrle

 

Dustin "The Air Makes Me Sneeze" Hermanson

My personal favorites but MB's is the best.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

I don't get the Garland one.  I could understand it if his name was "Garnish".  It seems Jon "Christmas" Garland would work better.

 

you're completely right. but cut me some slack. i threw those together in about four minutes out of sheer boredom.

Edited June 8, 200520 yr by jerseysox

you're completely right. but cut me some slack. i threw those together in about four minutes out of sheer boredom.

 

I didn't mean to sound critical.

I didn't mean to sound critical.

 

not at all. i just don't want you fine folks thinking i spent weeks coming up with those.

 

and for the record, jermaine dye is my fave

 

Shingo "was his name-O" Takatsu

Shingo "was his name-O" Takatsu

 

Now that one, I like.

oh, the avatar -- i found it on some other message board a friend posts on, and stole it.

 

Check here as well:

 

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=609159

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

A simple no would've sufficed.

 

you go out there and you find that !@$#-ing dog!

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