Pauly and Aaron are the two guys on this team who could center one of Farnsworth's heaters.

 

Aaron Rowand? Ha ha ha.

 

But seriously folks, what is up with Polanco's head? It's not even close to round.

Polanco is doing something our hitters can't do at all: fight off tough pitches and foul them off.

This poor excuse for an offense cant put up more runs on Jason Freakin Johnson. This is sad.

 

We usually crush this guy. But I forget.....he is hitting the corners, throwing his curve for a strikes...did you see the break on his curveball, good lord Arod himself could barely even touch that.

But seriously folks, what is up with Polanco's head?  It's not even close to round.

 

so unexpected, so funny

100 mph is so quick. I once turned a pitching machine up to 100 to see what it looked like, and I was taking a few swings. I swung and missed a couple then I hit one and the head of my aluminum bat when flying at the machine. It broke the aluminum bat in two.

This poor excuse for an offense cant put up more runs on Jason Freakin Johnson. This is sad.

 

We usually crush this guy.  But I forget.....he is hitting the corners, throwing his curve for a strikes...did you see the break on his curveball, good lord Arod himself could barely even touch that.

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LOL, so true.

I would love to see a Sox hitter take a nice, simple swing like Polanco just did.

This poor excuse for an offense cant put up more runs on Jason Freakin Johnson. This is sad.

 

We usually crush this guy.  But I forget.....he is hitting the corners, throwing his curve for a strikes...did you see the break on his curveball, good lord Arod himself could barely even touch that.

 

He has a 3 and a half ERA against pretty much everybody in the league. 7 Innings and 3 ER, which we got, is pretty much what everybody in the league gets against him.

f***

I would love to see a Sox hitter take a nice, simple swing like Polanco just did.

 

 

Nah, you want to fall over trying to park every single freakin pitch. You dont want to get cheated.

Politte meltdown time...

Politte faced these same hitters in last night's game. We're going to need a miracle to get out of this inning without allowing a run.

Cant find the plate. f***ing nice.

This game is over.

Good thing we won last night.

Yeah, this is perfect. Bases loaded with no outs and the guy who's killed our pitching today is batting.

Seems like if any Sox pitcher ever goes more than an inning in a game, they automatically suck the next time they pitch.

Don't play the infield in. You can still get the force at the plate if Politte is in the stretch.

Lets load the bases with no outs for the jumping freak who likes to scream. Maybe he will s*** himself trying to make ESPN Sportscenter. Or maybe he will be the anti whitesox hitter and just make contact to get the runner in.

Game over, at least the Twins lost today.

Good thing we won last night.

 

That is true, even though our offense has looked like absolute s*** lately. WAY, WAY too easy of outs.

I-Rod K's. Politte needs a DP here.

Big strikeout for Cliff now that all the kids have given up on the Sox.

Wow, Politte = God.

God, I LOVE CLIFF POLITTE!