Monument to the Rally Crede.

Sweet!

It probably would have taken me a week to spot that. 

A week, he pointed it out to us and I starred at his sig for a couple minutes until I finally noticed it

Rally Crede Fights For Us.

It's been freaky, it really has. But who am I to argue with the wonderful powers of the Rally Crede.

Some things you didn't know about The Rally Crede:

 

I went camping with The Rally Crede. So, I'm in the pickup with The Rally Crede and a live deer! Well, Rally Crede, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Rally Crede! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "RallyCrede!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi!

 

To THE RALLY CREDE!!!

 

 

 

Share your Rally Crede tales!!

Edited October 18, 200520 yr by RibbieRubarb

She was a fast machine

She kept her motor clean

She was the best damn woman I had ever seen

She had the sightless eyes

Telling me no lies

Knockin' me out with those American thighs

Taking more than her share

Had me fighting for air

She told me to come but I was already there

 

'Cause the walls start shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you -

 

Shook me all night long

 

Working double time

On the seduction line

She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine

She wanted no applause

Just another course

Made a meal out of me and came back for more

Had to cool me down

To take another round

Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

 

'Cause the walls were shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you -

 

Shook me all night long

 

I was scared, I didn't think I could continue, the Rally Crede appeared on the headboard, gave me a wink, played his symbols 4 times, one for each victory in the WS, and I was ready to come back for more.

 

Thank you Rally Crede.

The Rally Crede has a beautiful singing voice that can make grown men cry!

 

He sweats Gatorade!

 

The Rally Crede is ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool!

The Rally Crede never reads Mariotti.

The Rally Crede drinks his coffee black.

The Rally Crede buys American made cars.

The Rally Crede drops gold coins in the Salvation Army Bucket every year.

The Rally Crede eats lightning and craps thunder.

If Rally Crede begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

I like to laugh

The Rally Crede makes love to the world so that we may bear its children.

The Rally Crede once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road!

 

The Rally Crede was the 5th Beatle!

 

The Rally Crede once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

The Rally Crede had a dream, a beautiful dream, that the Sox won the world series and what a Glorious basking time it was to be a Whitesox fan!

He makes a rich woman beg.

 

He makes a good woman steal .

 

He'll make an old woman blush.

 

And makes a young woman squeal

 

He wanna' be yours pretty baby.

 

Yours and yours alone.

 

He's here to tell you honey, He's Bad to the Bone.

Here is where I put my geekdom on my sleeve.

 

My wife and I both took Latin in high school. We decided on a new phrase, which we may put on a sign to hold up at the World Series:

 

Credo in Crede

 

"Believe in Crede"

 

Gotta love it!

The Rally Crede invented Latin!

 

He rode on the backs of elephants into Rome and conquered it...last year!

 

The Rally Crede doesn't shower, for his natural musk is considered a powerful aphrodisiac!

The Rally Crede framed Roger Rabbit AND let the dogs out!

The Rally Crede is never called late to supper

The Rally Crede killed Wolfman Jack with a trident

I remember one time The Rally Crede took his family to Sea World… they were watching Shamu the whale when Rally Crede got splashed! So he yells, "I'm the Rally Crede and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Rally Crede didn't step in there and finish the show!

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"He once inhaled a seagull."

 

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

 

"It was the sight of Rally Crede's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

 

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

 

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

Mini-Rally Crede 77 Dikta -3

 

What if it were Rally crede going up against Hurricane rally crede?

 

What if it were Rally crede  going up against Hurricane rally crede?

 

I'm starting to come back down to earth a little bit, but definitely on Monday and Tuesday, I was like Da Bears guys w/ the Sox. I was just sitting in class..."White Sox. White Sox. White Sox..."