When the Rally Crede travelled through time

To the year 3010,

He fought the evil robot king

And saved the human race again

When Rally Crede was in the alps,

Fighting grizzly bears,

He used his magical fire breath,

And saved the maidens fair.

I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me

 

 

Do you want a WS? You should change back.

There once was a woman from a town all seedy

Who fell in love with a man with eyes all beedy

He turned into a killer

With a knife to filler

But she was saved by our friend Rally Crede

Felix needs to be suspended until he changes his rally crede back

Felix needs to be suspended until he changes his rally crede back

I second that.

I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me

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Don't mess with perfection

I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me

 

 

And the Rally Crede said "thou shalt have no other idols above me, or I shall strike you down, and return you to earth in the most horrible form possible. Thou shalt be known as 'Cub fan'." And then the Rally Crede made it so. And from the earth sprung the two most hideous horrible creatures the Rally Crede could imagine. Then the Rally Crede said "I shall call you 'Steve Bartman' and I shall call you 'Ron Santo'."

Edited October 21, 200520 yr by southsider2k5

And the Rally Crede said "thou shalt have no other idols above me, or I shall strike you down, and return you to earth in the most horrible form possible.  Thou shalt be known as 'Cub fan'."  And then the Rally Crede made it so.  And from the earth sprung the two most hideous horrible creatures the Rally Crede could imagine.  Then the Rally Crede said "I shall call you 'Steve Bartman' and I shall call you 'Ron Santo'."

Let's play two today!

The Rally Crede never stops and asks for directions.

The Rally Crede requests Journey. And if the band knows what is good for them, they play it.

Did I ever tell you about the time The Rally Crede was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Rally Crede chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours... The production got pretty good reviews.

The Rally Crede can eat pretzels without choking.

The Rally Crede once shot a man...just for snoring.

Brad Pitt really dumped Jennifer Aniston for Rally Crede--but Rally Crede wasn't interested.

Babe Ruth was really pointing to the Rally Crede when he hit that homerun.

The Rally Crede once ate the Bible while water skiing!

Rally Crede once went on the road with Chomsky....picking up women and eating at steakhouses.

Rally Crede once went on the road with Chomsky....picking up women and eating at steakhouses.

It was the Rally Crede who bit into the apple in the Garden of Eden, but he spit it out and said "All in all...I prefer mangos!"

The Rally Crede decided to not waste his time and talents on some posters here . . .

Universal Grammar was really Rally Crede's idea--but he let Chomsky take the credit for it.

 

 

One time, Rally Crede gave absolution to the Pope.

Rally Crede majored in Psychology

The Rally Crede was also the editor of the Harvard Law Review but would only publish candid pictures of himself having sex with federal judges.

Rally Crede shot the sheriff, but not the deputy.