February 23, 200620 yr You know when this guy was drafting this he was thinking to himself "This is great! If she signs this, there is no way she can tell me no!" I love how she has to go above and beyond her normal duties to get a Good Behavior Day, but if she has a minor transgression or anything he deems bad she loses 5 Good Behavior Days. Thats a pretty fair trade Edited February 23, 200620 yr by kyyle23
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:21 AM) :headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say. Laugh. It's hysterical!!
February 23, 200620 yr I'm into chicks shaving but I never thought of this idea. Maybe I should try it with my girlfriend... Hmmm, maybe that shouldn't be in green.
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 10:21 AM) :headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say. "Why didn't I think of that" comes to mind
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:32 AM) Laugh. It's hysterical!! Still stalking you and I'm glad you find this amusing.
March 1, 200620 yr QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 11:25 AM) I've got something now: I hope his cell mate gives him a similar list. LMAO
March 1, 200620 yr QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 09:43 AM) The guy is damn obsessed with shaving. Aren't we all?
March 1, 200620 yr QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 11:52 AM) Aren't we all? Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone.
March 1, 200620 yr Author QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 12:50 PM) Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone. Yeah I'm with you there, after all some fun with your girl shouldn't turn into a trip into the jungle.
March 2, 200620 yr lol she still married him after seeing his contract brillant <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe he modified the contract and made it a bit more flexible?
March 2, 200620 yr Wow, what a read. If I was her I would have signed and then I would have pigged out and gotten REALLY FAT on him. There was nothing in the contract about that now was there? Er, uhm, Jabba Honey. . . ? About that mandatory 'get naked for me after the kids are asleep' clause. . . How about we toss that one out? Edited March 2, 200620 yr by FlaSoxxJim
March 2, 200620 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 2, 2006 -> 05:57 AM) Where's the three-way? Dammit, he forgot something.
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