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"Sicko Marriage Contract One For the Ages"

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[male chauvinist pig] This guy had some good ideas. [/male chauvinist pig]

:headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say.

You know when this guy was drafting this he was thinking to himself "This is great! If she signs this, there is no way she can tell me no!"

 

I love how she has to go above and beyond her normal duties to get a Good Behavior Day, but if she has a minor transgression or anything he deems bad she loses 5 Good Behavior Days. Thats a pretty fair trade

Edited by kyyle23

QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:21 AM)
:headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say.

 

 

 

Laugh. It's hysterical!! :lol:

I'm into chicks shaving but I never thought of this idea. Maybe I should try it with my girlfriend...

 

Hmmm, maybe that shouldn't be in green.

QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 10:21 AM)
:headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say.

 

"Why didn't I think of that" comes to mind

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:32 AM)
Laugh. It's hysterical!!  :lol:

 

Still stalking you and I'm glad you find this amusing. :D

The fact that kids and are mentioned at all makes the whole thing worse.

I've got something now:

 

 

I hope his cell mate gives him a similar list. :D

QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 11:25 AM)
I've got something now:

I hope his cell mate gives him a similar list.  :D

 

LMAO :notworthy

The guy is damn obsessed with shaving.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 09:43 AM)
The guy is damn obsessed with shaving.

Aren't we all? :ph34r:

This guy has some good ideas...
QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 11:52 AM)
Aren't we all?  :ph34r:

Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone.

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 12:50 PM)
Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone.

 

Yeah I'm with you there, after all some fun with your girl shouldn't turn into a trip into the jungle.

I'm definitely with dude when it comes to shaving.

lol

 

she still married him after seeing his contract

 

brillant

Why did that woman marry him if she knew he was like that.

lol

 

she still married him after seeing his contract

 

brillant

Maybe he modified the contract and made it a bit more flexible? :ph34r:

Wow, what a read. :huh:

 

If I was her I would have signed and then I would have pigged out and gotten REALLY FAT on him. There was nothing in the contract about that now was there? :bang

 

Er, uhm, Jabba Honey. . . ? About that mandatory 'get naked for me after the kids are asleep' clause. . . How about we toss that one out?

Edited by FlaSoxxJim

Where's the three-way? Dammit, he forgot something.
QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 2, 2006 -> 05:57 AM)
Where's the three-way? Dammit, he forgot something.

 

 

:lol:

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