whitesoxfan101 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html Unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 [male chauvinist pig] This guy had some good ideas. [/male chauvinist pig] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 :headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 (edited) You know when this guy was drafting this he was thinking to himself "This is great! If she signs this, there is no way she can tell me no!" I love how she has to go above and beyond her normal duties to get a Good Behavior Day, but if she has a minor transgression or anything he deems bad she loses 5 Good Behavior Days. Thats a pretty fair trade Edited February 23, 2006 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:21 AM) :headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say. Laugh. It's hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I'm into chicks shaving but I never thought of this idea. Maybe I should try it with my girlfriend... Hmmm, maybe that shouldn't be in green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 10:21 AM) :headshake Wow. I have no idea what to say. "Why didn't I think of that" comes to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 09:32 AM) Laugh. It's hysterical!! Still stalking you and I'm glad you find this amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 The fact that kids and are mentioned at all makes the whole thing worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I've got something now: I hope his cell mate gives him a similar list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 11:25 AM) I've got something now: I hope his cell mate gives him a similar list. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 The guy is damn obsessed with shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 09:43 AM) The guy is damn obsessed with shaving. Aren't we all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Aren't we all? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 This guy has some good ideas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 11:52 AM) Aren't we all? Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 1, 2006 -> 12:50 PM) Its a requirement with me, and if she strays, she is gone. Yeah I'm with you there, after all some fun with your girl shouldn't turn into a trip into the jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I'm definitely with dude when it comes to shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 lol she still married him after seeing his contract brillant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Why did that woman marry him if she knew he was like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 lol she still married him after seeing his contract brillant <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe he modified the contract and made it a bit more flexible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 (edited) Wow, what a read. If I was her I would have signed and then I would have pigged out and gotten REALLY FAT on him. There was nothing in the contract about that now was there? Er, uhm, Jabba Honey. . . ? About that mandatory 'get naked for me after the kids are asleep' clause. . . How about we toss that one out? Edited March 2, 2006 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Where's the three-way? Dammit, he forgot something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 2, 2006 -> 05:57 AM) Where's the three-way? Dammit, he forgot something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 This guys is definitely a democrat because he is so Anti-bush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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