in comes matt miller out goes cabrera

this pitcher just cannot see the strike zone at all

 

lets get the season starting on a very high note for our offense.

 

can u guys imagine... this is our offense now, AMAZING. =)

 

Wooohoooo

new pitcher

I've noticed only 2 players wearing high socks today, Thome and Crede. More players should join in the fun.

brandon too

I've noticed only 2 players wearing high socks today, Thome and Crede. More players should join in the fun.

Your sig is amazing. Excellent work!

Juan needs to bunt so he won't have an official PA all night.

Come on Umps, the infield is a f***ing lake...I mean Bossard is good, but these guys are out of their minds.

 

I'd rather them just play. I don't want to hear anybody claiming conspiracy.

meh... miller is a sidearm pitcher... harder to pick up....

Matt Miller is pretty nasty if I remember right. Hopefully Juan will be 0 for 0 after this at bat, as a sac is sure to come.

Yay, it's alive again.

BA!

BA is a beast.

Brian Anderson!

brian anderson is making a name for himself today

I'm lovin' it.

BA YOU MOTHERf***ER YOU

YESS

this is out of hand

BA's quite the stud.

What a night this is turning out to be.

uh oh

rookie

damn

rookie mistake

but f*** YES

rookie mistake there

Uh oh. What's Ozzie talking to the guy about?

lol Anderson needs to remember how many outs. He must be so nervous.

BA thrown out, but hes having quite the night