Way to capitalize with a runner on third.

 

Anywho, 3-0 Sox.

I LUV DYE

GODAMMM is PK Slow. 3-0 Sox!

At least you know he won't lose much speed for the duration of his contract. He would need to be using a walker to be any slower.

Wow, Konerko scored from first on a triple. I'm impressed.

He's a speedster!

Konerko was timed around 3rd with a sundial.

lol. they don't call him wheels konerko for nothing

Podsednik tried in the first. Thome also.

 

Wait, you're comparing bad baserunning to taking the extra base?

 

I want them to take an extra base, but not be dumbasses about it. It's not too much to expect from major leaguers.

come on javy no walks

 

oh shiiiit

Fishing leadoff walks.

The dreaded lead off walk.

if the walk had to come, now would be the time. Roberts and MacDonald are walking DP's

DP good pitch javy

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR FIFTH STARTER

Sweet. That's how you deal with the leadoff walk.

The dreaded lead off walk.

leads to a nice dp!

Who are the hot babes in black standing behind home plate?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR FIFTH STARTER

The game is still young.

lol. they don't call him wheels konerko for nothing

 

lol i like it

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR FIFTH STARTER

I miss the other javy

 

Ill wait till the 6th to make my decision

Who are the hot babes in black standing behind home plate?

 

they are the servers for the rich people in the burgundy seats behind home plate

omg, there's a free willy 3?

FREE WILLY 3: THE RESCUE on WGN tonight.

 

I'm stoked

FREE WILLY 3: THE RESCUE on WGN tonight.

 

I'm stoked

you already have it on VHS, don't try and fool anybody!

FREE WILLY 3: THE RESCUE on WGN tonight.

 

I'm stoked

Glad I got something to do now on a Saturday night. Thanks WGN!

FREE WILLY 3: THE RESCUE on WGN tonight.

 

I'm stoked

i'll be sure to set the TIVO

The game is still young.

 

Exactly. As I recall, he's had a lot of games where he's looked dominating through the early innings. We'll see.