First Hollywood brought us Broakeback Mountain....now it's the ladies turn.....

 

 

 

 

Beyonce to star in lesbian flick with Eva Longoria

13 November 2006

 

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

 

 

The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama Tipping The Velvet.

 

Eva, one of the stars of hit TV show Desperate Housewives, said: "Yes it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."

 

Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyonce and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.

 

Beyonce, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.

 

The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."

 

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

 

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

 

highest grossing movie ever.

I think I'll be seeing that one.

I will be too. But because I think Sofia Coppola is an AMAZING director. The Virgin Suicides is a genius film.

I will be too. But because I think Sofia Coppola is an AMAZING director. The Virgin Suicides is a genius film.

 

Compared to the book, I thought the movie was a joke. But I did like Lost in Translation quite a bit. I haven't seen Marie Antoinette yet.

so beyonce and eva are gonna get fully necked?

 

 

otherwise, it's all hype.

Yawn. Chick flick, no thanks.

Yawn. Chick flick, no thanks.

It's the perfect solution -- the chick-on-chick flick.

so beyonce and eva are gonna get fully necked?

otherwise, it's all hype.

I agree. Nakeness is the key here.

omfg

I wouldn't see the movie, but I'd probably do a fair amount of searching for clips on the Net.

Again, nudity would be the key here. No nudity = no interest whatsoever.

Those two bring nothing else to the table, IMO.

Those two bring nothing else to the table, IMO.

I don't care how nice your furniture is, whatever they do on that table will be more interesting, nekkid or no.

I don't care how nice your furniture is, whatever they do on that table will be more interesting, nekkid or no.

 

so you're a "roll over so I can stick it in" guy? (an actual quote from BBM)

so you're a "roll over so I can stick it in" guy? (an actual quote from BBM)

Wha??? If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, no, I'm just with Ali G on this one. Total respek, I gots lots of their videos.

 

And we were having such a mature conversation until now...

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

There is a God

Wha??? If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, no, I'm just with Ali G on this one. Total respek, I gots lots of their videos.

 

i wasn't calling you gay... I was just saying you'd rather see action than the scenery... (motion rather than the goods) (LumberJacks rather than forest critters) I have no idea what i'm talking about

 

 

And we were having such a mature conversation until now...

 

think about what you just wrote... a bunch of dudes hooting and hollering about two chicks getting it on. I'll give you time to chill.

i wasn't calling you gay... I was just saying you'd rather see action than the scenery... (motion rather than the goods) (LumberJacks rather than forest critters) I have no idea what i'm talking about

think about what you just wrote... a bunch of dudes hooting and hollering about two chicks getting it on. I'll give you time to chill.

Just kidding around, I did understand, no need to chill. I don't think I've ever used seriously. A while ago, I don't know if you were posting a lot around that time, we had a troll who started whole conversations using smilies, and he/she particularly loved the . Ever since, it's my favorite faux-serious smiley.

 

I don't care how nice your furniture is, whatever they do on that table will be more interesting, nekkid or no.

Nekkid? yes.

No?..........no.

Nekkid? yes.

No?..........no.

So Beyonce and EL on a table, in their naughties or with strategically placed banisters, is no better than staring at a breakfast nook?

 

I pity you.

So Beyonce and EL on a table, in their naughties or with strategically placed banisters, is no better than staring at a breakfast nook?

 

I pity you.

I'll say it one more time, while rejecting your pity.

I have no use for Beyonce or Eva if they're not nekkid.

I don't enjoy Beyonce's singing or acting, and I don't enjoy Eva's acting.

There are millions of good-looking women in the world, they're just two of them.

I'll say it one more time, while rejecting your pity.

I have no use for Beyonce or Eva if they're not nekkid.

I don't enjoy Beyonce's singing or acting, and I don't enjoy Eva's acting.

There are millions of good-looking women in the world, they're just two of them.

Yeah....

 

Mind you, this goes well beyond singing and acting....

 

I still pity you.

What exactly is it about Eva that makes people think she's hot? Hands down the most overrated, slightly above average looking woman ever. I will not be seeing this film.

What exactly is it about Eva that makes people think she's hot? Hands down the most overrated, slightly above average looking woman ever. I will not be seeing this film.

 

You get a bunch of these (since we're doing a "smiley" thing here):

 

You get a bunch of these (since we're doing a "smiley" thing here):

 

 

 

Now if you say Eva Mendes, that is one seriously HOTT lady. Sharp as a beach ball, but hot nonetheless.

Now if you say Eva Mendes, that is one seriously HOTT lady. Sharp as a beach ball, but hot nonetheless.

Eva Longoria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eva Mendes.