BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

 

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

 

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

 

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

 

 

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"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

 

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

 

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

 

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008.

 

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

 

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

I like it. I'm gonna wait for the ribbed version, though.

I'm not sharing it with you.

George Costanza will love it

Now instead of

"No Glove, No Love"

We will have

"No Spray, No Lay"

 

 

THAT's progress, folks....ain't it amazing what technology can do?

To quote SNL:

 

"This condom is expected to sell better than last year's "Iron-on" condom..."

 

Edited December 4, 200619 yr by RibbieRubarb

It's about time.

It's about time.

 

 

spray on hair....spray on condoms....what's next?

 

there's a thread idea

i'd like to see the infomercial of the exhasperated consumer struggling put on his condom with the toaster going off and flour everywhere. Now its just the touch of a button!

i'd like to see the infomercial of the exhasperated consumer struggling put on his condom with the toaster going off and flour everywhere. Now its just the touch of a button!

 

 

Man....with all that spraying, i'd hate to be the ozone layer over Tommy Lee's house

 

 

don't worry EM, tommy lee doesn't wear condoms.

how bout not wearing a condom?

lol it's like a car wash?

And how...pray tell...does the reservoir tip come into play? Cuz, without it...that could cause some problems...

 

 

 

Ew.

And how...pray tell...does the reservoir tip come into play? Cuz, without it...that could cause some problems...

Ew.

Exactly what I was thinking. I mean logistically.... where does it.... go?

Exactly what I was thinking. I mean logistically.... where does it.... go?

 

 

imagine, or don't imagine, the "failed" tests for this idea.... and again, imagine or don't imagine the lab rats, whether actual rats or otherwise, and trying to figure out the best way to "make it happen"

And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . .

 

Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!!

 

And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing?

And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . .

 

Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!!

 

And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing?

 

 

maybe it's a trick and it's simply super glue and it's to get the really stupid people of the world to stop breeding

 

we can only sit by and hope

And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . .

 

Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!!

 

And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing?

Oh, you have to remove it?

imagine, or don't imagine, the "failed" tests for this idea.... and again, imagine or don't imagine the lab rats, whether actual rats or otherwise, and trying to figure out the best way to "make it happen"

For some reason, I now have the sound of a champagne cork popping stuck in my head....

 

Followed by some wincing....

For some reason, I now have the sound of a champagne cork popping stuck in my head....

 

Followed by some wincing....

 

 

and a lot of bleeding

And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing?

 

 

Those are the same brainiacs that use the combination of ....

 

 

 

Edited December 5, 200619 yr by southsideirish71

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy

 

Are you kidding me?

Those are the same brainiacs that use the combination of ....

 

 

 

 

NOW we're talking.