ron zook could get a goddamned palestinian to play for israel tech

 

 

ron zook could get a goddamned palestinian to play for israel tech

 

this is the funniest truest thing i've ever heard.

college is the greatest invention ever

Lay's kettle cooked bbq chips are so damn deliciousssssssssssssssssss

I drank free booze tonight from a guy that I hadn't met before tonight. Works with me, it was delicious soco.

I just noticed that a little under a week ago on August 17th, this thread celebrated it's one year anniversary. Congrats to what is now a soxtalk tradition, the "i am drunk" thread!

I have to add Nutty Bars to the list of things that are damn good.

I lost my phone over the weekend, and have a major, major gash on the top of my head, and grazes all over my body.

 

Drinking 5 nights in a row (and all day Saturday) will do that to you though I guess.

Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it?

Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it?

Make fun of you for going to classes the first week of school. You'll have all semester for people to isolate you as the smelly, goofy looking kid.

Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it?

 

Merely ask you why you are home before 1 AM.

Yay for a teaching class with 6:1 girl:guy ratio.

I bet they're all hideously ugly though (well maybe not for Iowa standards).

I bet they're all hideously ugly though (well maybe not for Iowa standards).

 

You would be surprised how many girls are genuinely pretty in this part of the country.

 

and how many girls think they are genuinely pretty but should not be wearing that shirt and/or jeans

You would be surprised how many girls are genuinely pretty in this part of the country.

 

and how many girls think they are genuinely pretty but should not be wearing that shirt and/or jeans

 

 

Q. F. T.

Yeah midwest girl, even in places like Iowa and Nebraska and the Dakotas and Minnesota are very underrated, there is quality talent. Except in Wisconsin, the talent is very difficult to find up there and most of the talent you do find is originally from Illinois or some other midwest state.

Iowa has some of the cutest girls of any state I've ever been too. I hate giving Heads credit, but its true.

Iowa has some of the cutest girls of any state I've ever been too. I hate giving Heads credit, but its true.

Wait, Iowa is still arond? The way Heads was shamelessly promoting the mother nature thread I just assumed all the rainfall created another great lake, and now everyone within it lives like Waterworld.

Wait, Iowa is still arond? The way Heads was shamelessly promoting the mother nature thread I just assumed all the rainfall created another great lake, and now everyone within it lives like Waterworld.

 

Don't you have some Twins staffers to go jerk off or something?

Don't you have some Twins staffers to go jerk off or something?

yes

Iim nnoit wone to breakj a promnise. imn onhort of eads, ibnvest in hi muy nAMNE Iss blkank nmae taags.

Iim nnoit wone to breakj a promnise. imn onhort of eads, ibnvest in hi muy nAMNE Iss blkank nmae taags.

 

"I'm not one to break a promise. I'm (short of ideas?), invest in my name is blank name tags."

 

What?

"I'm not one to break a promise. I'm (short of ideas?), invest in my name is blank name tags."

 

What?

That's supposed to say "in honor of Heads"...

 

Got druuuuuuunk tonite.

 

Went to a f***in dance party with the ISU basketball team

 

f***in 6-11 guys breakin it down on teh floor man,nn

 

f***in crazy, totally won a danceofff,,,,,,,get low

loookin for somethin to dooooo.....

 

i jsut left my buddies place and theres nothin to do here, but who wants to sleep at 3:26