July 17, 200817 yr http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief..._ozzie_guillens CHICAGO—Still fuming after his team blew a late-inning lead in a loss to the Rays Sunday, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen filled out Tuesday night's lineup card with a series of expletives, insults, and personal attacks on his players. The lineup card, posted in the dugout at approximately 6 p.m., referred to the team as the "Chicago s*** Sox," and read in part, "1. Orlando f***ing Cabrera, 2. Goddamn Motherf***ing Neckless Bastard A.J. s***bag Pierzynski DUMB!!! f***!!!, 3. Jermaine f***ing Gonna Dye f***ing s*** 0-For-5 s***f*** f*** f***ing f***nuts Asshole Just Try Me Motherf***er." Guillen also announced that Nick s***licker [swisher] would be starting in centerfield and Jim Thome would be the "designated f***face." Upon noticing that "Cocksucking Assbag Motherf***ing s***f***ing Numbnuts f***hole" was penciled into the No. 4 spot, Paul Konerko expressed delight that he was batting cleanup.
July 17, 200817 yr Author QUOTE (TheOcho @ Jul 16, 2008 -> 10:24 PM) the onion... Not an onion fan? I find it hilarious.
July 17, 200817 yr Holy s***... seriously??? WOW. I don't think I could respect my manager after that ever again if I was a player under him. I can't believe this was so long ago already, either.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 04:02 AM) Holy s***... seriously??? WOW. I don't think I could respect my manager after that ever again if I was a player under him. I can't believe this was so long ago already, either. You should edit this post and turn it green to save yourself some potential embarrassment here.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 07:02 AM) I [heart] the onion. Eat s*** New Yorker! This is how comedy is done. word Oh, by the way try www.thebrushback.com Edited July 17, 200817 yr by lostfan
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 03:02 AM) Holy s***... seriously??? WOW. I don't think I could respect my manager after that ever again if I was a player under him. I can't believe this was so long ago already, either.
July 17, 200817 yr I once dated a girl whose mother, who constantly had to go out with us, picked up an Onion as we were on our way to lunch. She started reading it at lunch, and I swear to God thought everything in it was legit.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 04:02 AM) Holy s***... seriously??? WOW. I don't think I could respect my manager after that ever again if I was a player under him. I can't believe this was so long ago already, either. lmao, please go read ANY article from the Onion, then come back and edit your post.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 11:12 AM) lmao, please go read ANY article from the Onion, then come back and edit your post. But if he edits it, it's less hilarious.
July 17, 200817 yr This reminds me of that story about a Chinese newspaper, who had a habit of ripping of its "news" from other sources. It ran (copied and pasted, adding their own byline) an Onion article about Congress wanting a new, retractable dome hall, as if it were fact. Awesome.
July 17, 200817 yr On this same topic, I was at the ESPY's last night and they did a hilarious skit which invloved Justin Timberlake pretending to interview Ozzie during one of his tirades. Its pretty funny.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (Felix @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 11:13 AM) But if he edits it, it's less hilarious. its been quoted 3 times. It wont lose its humor to me
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (Socal Cid @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 12:30 PM) On this same topic, I was at the ESPY's last night and they did a hilarious skit which invloved Justin Timberlake pretending to interview Ozzie during one of his tirades. Its pretty funny. Welcome to SoxTalk! I'll have to see if I can find a vid of that.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 11:45 AM) Welcome to SoxTalk! I'll have to see if I can find a vid of that. Thanks. Timberlake also pretends to interview the Oklahoma State football coach during his infamous press conference. Its towards the middle of the show.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 11:45 AM) Welcome to SoxTalk! I'll have to see if I can find a vid of that. Gotta see this...didn't see it on YOuboob
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (tonyho7476 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 10:01 AM) Gotta see this...didn't see it on YOuboob Well, it hasn't exactly been broadcast yet over ESPN has it?
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 01:04 PM) Well, it hasn't exactly been broadcast yet over ESPN has it? Sunday night.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (Socal Cid @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 01:15 PM) Sunday night. Let me guess.... Red Sox team of the year?
July 17, 200817 yr You should edit this post and turn it green to save yourself some potential embarrassment here. I'm not going to edit my post, and I'm not embarrassed in the least. I've never been to that site before, and clearly I asked, "Really?" not knowing if it was serious, so I've got nothing to be embarrassed about. That sure is funny though, and it wouldn't be that far fetched for Ozzie IMO, lol.
July 17, 200817 yr QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Jul 17, 2008 -> 04:23 PM) I'm not going to edit my post, and I'm not embarrassed in the least. I've never been to that site before, and clearly I asked, "Really?" not knowing if it was serious, so I've got nothing to be embarrassed about. That sure is funny though, and it wouldn't be that far fetched for Ozzie IMO, lol. I was hoping you'd see my response quickly before everyone else saw your post. I was looking out for you.
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