Wow was that a terrible at bat for Girff

Harold Reynolds is so full of s***. So he wants Gardenhire to be the manager of the year and Morneau to be the MVP of the league? His justification for picking Gardenhire is that he's gotten the absolute most out of his talentless loser team, except they have the f***ing most valuable player in the middle of their f***ing lineup, so how can that be?

 

It would be pretty funny if Morneau and Howard took home the MVP awards this year. A couple of sub .890 OPS 1B being awarded as the most valuable players in the game, talk about a s*** season for the MVP race.

flip a coin to see who wins the game then..

For both of these teams home field is a HUGE advantage. What makes a coin flip fair?

Haven't you seen The Dark Knight yet?

Harold Reynolds is so full of s***. So he wants Gardenhire to be the manager of the year and Morneau to be the MVP of the league? His justification for picking Gardenhire is that he's gotten the absolute most out of his talentless loser team, except they have the f***ing most valuable player in the middle of their f***ing lineup, so how can that be?

 

It would be pretty funny if Morneau and Howard took home the MVP awards this year. A couple of sub .890 OPS 1B being awarded as the most valuable players in the game, talk about a s*** season for the MVP race.

Should be CC in the NL.

I'm getting twitchy banning fingers

Do it !

Why aren't there five runs on the board off this scrub?

 

Anything less than this by the five inning is failure. I'm seeing the same crappy breaking ball as I did in Minnesota.

Harold Reynolds is so full of s***. So he wants Gardenhire to be the manager of the year and Morneau to be the MVP of the league? His justification for picking Gardenhire is that he's gotten the absolute most out of his talentless loser team, except they have the f***ing most valuable player in the middle of their f***ing lineup, so how can that be?

 

It would be pretty funny if Morneau and Howard took home the MVP awards this year. A couple of sub .890 OPS 1B being awarded as the most valuable players in the game, talk about a s*** season for the MVP race.

 

yeah, but Reynolds agrees with me that this is NOT a regular season game and the stats should be in post season

LEXIIII!!!!!

Cmon AJ. Light em up here.

ball four base hit

Alexei walks.

 

Do it, AJ.

Alright AJ, give us a little magic.

"Guys, Alexei just walked. This guy must be having trouble throwing strikes. We should think about that more"

AJ has sucked against the Twins, just get a base hit man, that's all you need. Don't try to park one.

Stick it to the Twins AJ

AJ will come through.

Do it !

 

I'm hearing Steam warming up for a chorus if he gets out of line.

PLEASE don't swing for the goddamn fences every time, guys. Just put the ball in play.

meh

Inning over. Bad AB by AJ.

Well that was quick AJ.

 

Come on Danks.

Harold Reynolds is so full of s***. So he wants Gardenhire to be the manager of the year and Morneau to be the MVP of the league? His justification for picking Gardenhire is that he's gotten the absolute most out of his talentless loser team, except they have the f***ing most valuable player in the middle of their f***ing lineup, so how can that be?

 

and he has the AL batting champ

f*** you and your first pitch swinging way!

Blackburn actually walks Alexei.

 

AJ thinks "Hmmm, I'll swing at the first pitch"

 

AJ swung at that pitch like he had 2 strikes on him. He does that a lot.