I thought it would be fun to compile a guide to partying.

 

For example,

 

When faced with that "it's late and you have to get up early, is it worth sleeping" question, always grab some sleep. Even if it is 5 am and you need to be awake at 6 am.

When faced with the question "should I have one more?" the answer is always YES.

When at the end of the night faced with that "should I drive or not?" question, never drive.

When faced with thinking about saying something honestly to your girlfriend while drunk, pass out or pretend to pass out.

1) You can take care of that in the morning.

If you can remember to do so, drink water and/or Powerade before passing out.

Don't drink shots somebody bought you until you make sure what it is, otherwise you might accidentally get a dose of that completely vile Jagermeister crap and then it's all over.

Don't drink shots somebody bought you until you make sure what it is, otherwise you might accidentally get a dose of that completely vile Jagermeister crap and then it's all over.

Or you could wake up in a hotel room without your pants and a very sore rectum.

 

This hasn't happened to me, I dont hang out at trucker bars.

Edited January 13, 200917 yr by DukeNukeEm

If you can't remember what went on the night before, apologize to everyone - maybe even to people who weren't there.

 

Also, two words you should NEVER say in a bar - "surprise me".

Edited January 13, 200917 yr by The Critic

Try to avoid eating greasy food before going to bars. You may be a victim to the stalls with no walls syndrome.

Also, two words you should NEVER say in a bar - "surprise me".

 

Depends on whether you know the bartender and whether (s)he can make drinks worth a damn.

 

If you are in a band playing at a bar that has both types of music — country and western — do not assume the drinks for the band are free just because the bartender doesn't charge you for the first round.

 

Try to avoid eating greasy food before going to bars. You may be a victim to the stalls with no walls syndrome.

Wrap your mind around this:

 

Fogo De Chou (sp?) all you can eat red meat+Joe's on Weed no door stalls+me=spectator poop

 

Its happened.

 

I've also had to bury one on the beach in Panama City.

Depends on whether you know the bartender and whether (s)he can make drinks worth a damn.

 

If you are in a band playing at a bar that has both types of music — country and western — do not assume the drinks for the band are free just because the bartender doesn't charge you for the first round.

 

Excellent

 

Bob's Country Bunker is like that.

It's not a sprint, it's a marathon. Allow the drinks to kick in one at a time before reaching for the next one. You'll drink less and save yourself some cash and possibly some embarrassment.

Ladies, if you're at a bar and notice that kyle is also at the bar, do not leave your drink unattended.

Ladies, if you're at a bar and notice that kyle is also at the bar, do not leave your drink unattended.

 

LMAO

 

 

LMAO

 

 

Especially if you're walking around like Pete Rose in that ad.

Especially if you're walking around like Pete Rose in that ad.

 

What? Thats my black tie outfit. You should see my casual wear......

Don't drink too much Vodka before going out (especially on an empty stomach).

Vodka + RedBull = good and bad

Dont ever ever ever pregame the pregame. I do this routinely and I always regret it.

 

Beer before liquor you'll never be sicker etc. etc.

At the end of the night, do not drink a few shots of schnapps to get rid of the "beer breath".

If my stomach is rumbling, sometimes I'll take a preliminary Immodium....I don't know if you should take one with alcohol or not, but if stuffs shooting out of one end or the other, at least its the mouth.

There's nothing wrong with pre-gaming for an open bar

 

However, you are an idiot for opening a tab while at an open bar b/c you dont like the liquor selection (I have a friend who once did this, we then relentlessly mocked him to this day)

Edited January 13, 200917 yr by ChiSox_Sonix

If my stomach is rumbling, sometimes I'll take a preliminary Immodium....I don't know if you should take one with alcohol or not, but if stuffs shooting out of one end or the other, at least its the mouth.

 

Rule Number 1 when partying with Heads should be to question him as to whether he has taken his Immodium before deciding whether to walk in front of him or behind him.