I need relationship advice.

 

Valentine's Day is coming up and I could use you guys' help.

 

 

first, you find out her name. Come back to me when you complete step 1

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by kyyle23

Okay, she said it was Gwen, or Jen or something like that, I forget.

 

Now what?

first, you find out her name. Come back to me when you complete step 1

 

second you find out how long she has been posting adds on craigslist.

second you find out how long she has been posting adds on craigslist.

 

Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*FOTC

Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*FOTC

 

 

Yes and you should wear shorts to really get her turned on.

Okay, but what about Valentine's Day?

Okay, but what about Valentine's Day?

Ask her where she's taking you for dinner.

But where should we go?

But where should we go?

 

Name your pricerange and restaurants in your area

 

But where should we go?

 

Your parents house

Name your pricerange and restaurants in your area

I don't know, if she's taking me, I don't want to overdue it, do I?

 

What kind of places would a girl want to take a guy?

I think Valentine's Day dinner is all about romance and getting you both in a romantic mood.

 

That being the case, the perfect Valentine's day night out is Hooters and then a strip club. A cheap strip club preferentially, because:

 

a ) you want to demonstrate you are responsible financially

b ) you don't want the strippers to be significantly hotter than your date or she will be self-conscious

c ) your date is likely not supermodel material, so you want to be able to demonstrate your ability to become aroused by women even when they are not real lookers

 

Make sure you let us know how it goes.

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Hm, makes sense.

 

Should I be buying a gift or anything?

Hm, makes sense.

 

Should I be buying a gift or anything?

 

A Mop would show her that you are serious about commitment. It says, Hey Girl my kitchen floor needs your tender loving touch.

 

 

 

Hmm...

 

I don't know...

 

Don't women like flowers, or something?

I think Valentine's Day dinner is all about romance and getting you both in a romantic mood.

 

That being the case, the perfect Valentine's day night out is Hooters and then a strip club. A cheap strip club preferentially, because:

 

a ) you want to demonstrate you are responsible financially

b ) you don't want the strippers to be significantly hotter than your date or she will be self-conscious

c ) your date is likely not supermodel material, so you want to be able to demonstrate your ability to become aroused by women even when they are not real lookers

 

Make sure you let us know how it goes.

brb. doing this with wife

Then she will know you are looking out for her health as well, since White Castle also serves as a natural laxative.

Hmm...

 

I don't know...

 

Don't women like flowers, or something?

 

The whole women liking flowers thing is way overblown, but most women are too reserved to say anything. A case of beer is generally more appreciated, and more practical.

Buy her a case of K-Y jelly. Nothing says Valentine's day like a whole lot of butt lovin'.

Give her a big pink heart shaped box. When she opens it she should find your built up fecal matter from the past 2 weeks and a hand written note that reads,

 

"Now you know me from the inside out, will you be my valentine?"

 

Girls love ways you can show them your interested in intimacy without sex.

Take her to get a massage at a rub and tug. Tip the "masseuse" extra before she begins. Tell her you want to stay and watch whatever kind of happy ending they come up with. Then take her to the Old Country Buffet. Keep an eye on what types of foods she is eating the most and is enjoying, then when she isnt looking fill up ziplock bags with said food and put it in your jacket pocket and save for later. On the way home ask her to stop at the free clinic and run in and grab some free condoms (it will let her know that "youre in" for later). When you arrive home, break out the Boones Farm. Snow Creek Berry is my favorite. Then, bust out the ziplock bag and give her some of the food you stole. It will show her you care and that you were attentive enough to know what she was enjoying. When she goes to freshen up in the bathroom, strip off all your clothes and do the pose of your choice in the living room (naked man, works 67% of the time) and have at it.

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by DrunkBomber

Nothing says love like pubic hair removal. Hell show your artistic side and draw a logo or something while you are down there. It shows you care.

 

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by southsideirish71

Make sure you get all angles, and gotta have good lighting...you get higher ratings on your amateur porn vids when they have an array of angles. She'll be pissed if you don't.